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It's a shame that European-room-temperature IQs are so prominently visible in the states.
I don't even know the Fahrenheit room temperature
Few do
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People are proud of being ignorant in the us
It hits harder as an insult in farendheit because it's not hyperbolic
I hate this insult… if you are going to tell someone they are dumb just tell them they are dumb.
Why do we have to dance around with fancy concepts like temperature and IQ to throw an insult?
What even is temperature?? Little electrons vibrating for some reason and at a macro scale can be sensed as some energy level? I don’t even know but you know who else vibrates? Your mom.
Yeah that’s right, we don’t need science to insult people here.
Thanks a lot polish German Dutch scientist that came up with Fahrenheit
pls dont give europe credit for fahrenheit. we are not proud of it. just keep blaming the americans :3
I would think a room temperature IQ in °C would mean virtually unable to function, much less take an IQ test.
Edit: looked it up and an IQ below 50 means you probably can't ever live independently, and below 25 means you're pretty much a vegetable.
Which s perfect for an insult. Insult is better when it's caricature like.
I sometimes wonder what the kids iq would be... He is 12 physically but I would put at 3 max mentally. Not saying anything negative but being honest.
He can use the bathroom but can't put his underwear on. He knocks on the door till someone comes put his underwear back on.
Eating a bowl of cereal is 50/50 if he can do it himself.
He likes watching blues clues, Thomas and friends, paw patrol. He yells the answer to most questions but I don't know if he knows the answer or just knows they say this so I should say that.
He is severely autistic and epileptic among other problems. He is sweet and loving but how to measure what his actual intelligence I have no idea.
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More than just Europe. 99 % of the world's countries use Celcius.
I use Rankine to confuse everyone.
In that case room temperature IQ means you're by far the smartest person who's ever lived.
Esoteric! I dig it
if you ain't american you're european that's just how it is.
The only reason that is is because of racism nej. By only seeing the world as the places that are filled w white people while I don't think u mean to at all and its not your fault its the rich peoples fault but the language creates a world view where black and Asian and brown people aren't people only white people are.
Africa and asia are just parts of europe
Arguably Eurasia is actually a thing.
If you’re not American you’re “world”.
Well there is the third world, that's why it's called "third" :p
Casuals, I measure in K.
300 iq moment!
IQ has been discredited as a measure of capacity for intelligence anyway. The real insult is having a serious belief in that pseudoscientific bullcrap (as opposed to just the colloquial use).
Sincerely, A >175 IQ former MENSA member from England.
My mother told me the murder of the intelligentsia is one of the first steps of a fascist regime and that the Mensa roster is a hit list. Then ten years later she voted for trump.
Edit: Hint for the low EQs out there: they're not getting downvoted because they're wrong; they're getting downvoted because they're exactly the kind of pompous ass Mensa is famous for.
Given that IQ is profoundly racist and white people score much higher than any other race (not because white people are smarter but because the tests are racist), I very much doubt it'd ever be used as a hit list.
Maybe a shit list.
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"You've got a room temperature IQ."
"Yeah, so do you, but mine is in Kelvin and yours is in Celsius."
Nerds are usually intelligent
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true but murican measurements are an overall bigger insult to humanity
For anybody wondering: that's 70-75 degrees Fahrenheit.
No one was wondering. In the USA we have intelligence quotients that are high enough to convert, even at room temp. Its surprising I know, but room temperature I.Q.'s don't operate on metric here. It takes a little more effort you see... Very smart.
It seems halfway through your attempted burn you realized I was speaking to non-USians...
My room temperature has central air conditioning and I like it cooold.
Not only because of the units, also prevalence
Weird RNG:
translation?
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