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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

Sticker is both and all things

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Decide? There is no decision here, you must buy that sick sticker.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

I mean, I can find true love and financial security later. I only have right now to get that 1st edition

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

This here is what we call wisdom.

[-] Sarcasmo@piefed.social 28 points 17 hours ago

I think a first edition Corn Man sticker would bring plenty of financial security.

[-] korendian@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago

And true love for that matter.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 17 hours ago

And a Corn Man Sticker for sure

[-] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's an investment

[-] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

Financial security. The other two are available in the open market. Truth, not cynicism.

[-] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago

Not in this case. None of the others are available once you choose. Hypotheticals are not for everyone.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

I can make financial security happen by my own efforts.

True Love has been more elusive because it's one order of magnitude more complicated!

[-] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

You can't. Nobody is self made.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I have the empirical and theoretical evidence to prove that wrong.

Everybody is self made, not everyone will admit it or recognise it.

Off all the factors that govern our lives, from the circumstances of our birth, to random chance and our daily routines... Nothing in our lives has a bigger impact on who we are as a person than the choices we make.

[-] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 2 points 6 hours ago

You're much more a result than you are a factor, and you're nothing on your own. Your disagreement is universal proof. Astounding huh?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

What a depressing view of people.

As a therapist working with a philosophy of individual empowerment, and seeing it work every day, I'm glad to have my view of life.

It'd suck to feel like we're all just like plastic bags being blown about in the winds of fate!

[-] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

At least you're moving those brain cells a bit now, Mr. Therapist. There's nothing depressing about understanding basic human interaction.

Attention, you might cry fallacy now: Even a guy who was on top of 3 careers (my boy Arnie) recognised that he was nothing like a self-made man and everything is a combination of work,luck, collaboration, opportunity. See how far you'd get on a desert island :)

Your plastic bag metaphor was amusing, but not for the right reasons, and the exact opposite of what I'm saying. Be careful with that therapy stuff. I wouldn't trust you.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It'd be fascinating to see how your choice to take this view has shaped your life!

[-] ifalas@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Since you're into philosophy now, you should look into the fact that free will doesn't even exist. Where does that leave your beliefs? Did you learn about people fooling themselves with comforting, self-serving illusions in therapy school?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm aware that some people choose to take that view, which I find ironic!

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago

True love with Corn Man, we'll be fine for money and he's all the holographic sticker I need 🥰

[-] AizawaC49@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Of course it would be the sticker with the corn man riding a skateboard like he is the OG Tony Hawk, proskater. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

the corn thing is still on, huh

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah its been growing for like 5,000 years, why stop now?

[-] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago

I chose neither!

Incidentally, I'm in the group who will statistically likely commit suicide, so I got that going for me.

[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago

If you don't value your life do some good with it. You ll feel better and the people you help as well.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.

Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will make them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone's last days a little bit better.

Absolute worst case you're out $2k but you get a good story to tell for it.

[-] sparkles@piefed.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

When I buy my acreage, I will have 2 weird donkeys and a cow. And plant some corn.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Neither. I chose corn man.

[-] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 3 points 10 hours ago

That's not neither.

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

They're clearly all in one package, I'm picking all of them and you can't stop me

[-] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Open marriage will invalidate the terms of only choose one

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