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[-] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 31 points 5 months ago

is this more potent than three penis wine?

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 5 months ago

I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 8 points 5 months ago

Chicago, USA

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 8 points 5 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

You rarely hear the phrase "where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??" in infomercials nowadays and it's a crying shame!

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

You start with three guys who's friendship you don't really value.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago

Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 months ago

That's the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

OK Alex ... I'll take Jap Anus Relations then

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Why would he smite the pennies tho?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

They ass pennies.

[-] RollingZeppelin@piefed.ca 6 points 5 months ago

You're stittin on a gold mine Trebek!

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

Made from, by, or for magical penis?

[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 7 points 5 months ago

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago

Or is it made from magical penii?

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

I've not finished the bottle yet.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Let's just say you don't want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 5 months ago

Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.

[-] afox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something... What a gamble.

Give me some. Let's do this.

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it's on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No the font 'aileron bold' is a bit wacky but I like it.

[-] BB84@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.

[-] valen@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

This is what I want for xmas

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.

Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie's digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I want a magical penis

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