"You're absolutely right! Shaking the baby is incredibly dangerous and I told you to do it anyway! This was a major mistake on my end and I'll do my best to avoid such errors going forward.

If you'd like, I can help provide resources on infant funeral planning or how to apologize to your wife when she comes home and sees what you did. Just let me know what you'd like hear more about."

Here's a fun fact, did you know; Sam Altmans sister is suing him for sexually assaulting her for years and years and years starting when she was three....?

.... Wait that's not a fun fact at all

So Altman is dumber than the billions upon billions of humans throughout history that raised a newborn without ChatGPT?

Sam: Chat gpt can I put my baby in the oven to warm it up? I'm afraid it'll catch a cold. GPT: of course! Putting children in ovens is a great way to warm them up. Save time by putting your dinner in the top rack! Sam: Jesus christ why would you tell me that I have to go to the hospital!!!! GPT: oh, my bad, you're correct, you should not put babies in ovens. Would you like a list of the closest hospitals to your location?

Is he saying that AI mentally crippled him? Because people have been figuring this out for millennia.

That is an absolutely horrifying statement. The idea that people are becoming unable or unwilling to use any problem solving or critical thinking.

Me: Hi.
Chatgpt: Hey there. How can I help you today?
Me: How do I make a bowl of cereal and eat it?

What a fucking loser

Sam at home: "In the oven? Are you SURE?"

I get that like people hate the thinky pain, but the quest to always have someone tell you how to do things (even if it's incorrect) is fucking pathetic.

I can't decide if I'm grateful my childhood was AI free or horrified that I have to navigate the AI filled job market...

my dad is currently falling down a rabbit hole with that shit, like he is about to build a very expensive pc (with exactly the parts chatgpt tells him to buy) cuz chatgpt told him it would get restricted so he is desperately trying to run it locally, he also lets it tell him what to invest in and that he is the smartest man in the world… christmas is gonna be fun…

What a dumb shit.

Can't wait for when the baby gets sick and GPT5 hallucinates a cure that ends up giving the kid Super Aids or something.

Poor kid. Is CPS already involved in this abuse case?

"AI" is only really impressive/convincing to those who don't think. They don't understand how information is produced, they don't understand how ideologies are formed, they cannot construct nor explain a train of thought... then they see this probabilistic word calculator trained on millions of humans actually yapping online and think it "has the answers", lol.

Fucking alien

So easy a caveman can do it; but not a tech bro.

All bad jokes aside, I can't imagine a problem I had in raising my kids in the first 2 years that I think AI would've helped with.

Most things like that would've been lab reports and diagnosis from doctors which even Google searches just kind of caused more harm than good for me (harm being worry)

"If you only have a hammer, then every problem looks like a nail."

But even then, I find it alarming that he doesn't seem to know about the internet, libraries, or even just books, in general.