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[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I fear no sausage.

[-] StoneyPicton@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

May the sausage be with you.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and sausages.

I’m Worf, sausage of Mog

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 2 points 2 days ago

I am Worf, son of Mogh, house of Martok, son of Sergey, house of Rozhenko, bane to the Duras family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile sausage. Do you take sugar?

[-] n0respect@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I am Sausage Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 days ago

"I am fully sausage."
(programmed in multiple techniques, a variety of sausage)

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"I think you're about to go where every sausage has gone before." -Susan Ivanova

Oh. wait. this is trek quotes.... ah well.

[-] jacksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Either

These are the sausages of the starship Enterprise.

Or also from the opening

To boldly go where no sausage has gone before.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Resistance is futile. You will be sausage.

Engage, sausage factor 9.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Resistance is futile. You will be sausage...

.. with my amazing sausage-inator!

For some reason, the voice of Dr. Doofenshmirtz was much clearer in my head than the borg.

[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm Sausage Functional

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The truth: that I believe in you. That if anybody deserves a second sausage, it's Jim Kirk.

[-] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

“If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with sausages to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.”

[-] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

What the hell are we going to sausage now?

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Data:

My positronic brain has several layers of shielding to protect me from sausage surges.

It would be possible for you to remove my sausage unit and take it with you.

Borg Queen:

Your android sausage is capable of so much more.

Data again:

I am unlike any sausage you have encountered before.

The sausage stored in my neural net cannot be forcibly removed.

Also Data:

So... if you put funny sausage in your mouth and jump around like an idiot... that is considered funny!

This is just a thing... and things can be replaced. Sausage cannot.

I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my sausage.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Tuvix was a sausage accident.
(Bonus last words of Tuvix: "Sausage want to live.")

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 days ago

Reverse the sausage polarity!

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Resistance is sausage.

[-] SlurryBravo@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago
[-] kieron115@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

There can be no sausage so long as laws are absolute.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

"You know they say sausage is the fire in which we burn. Right now, my sausage is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know you understand."

[-] graycube@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

"Sausage me up Scotty"

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

Sausage long and prosper.

Peace and long sausage.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 days ago

Increase speed to sausage factor 9.

[-] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Sausage Jesus!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 days ago

Turbo sausage.

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