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[-] essell@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"

Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"

Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"

Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"

Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"

Wesley: "I always get a sausage"

Hugh : "We are sausage"

Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"

Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"

Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"

Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"

Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"

Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."

Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"

Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."

Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"

Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"

Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"

Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"

Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"

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[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏

Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Peace and long sausage

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

Time has no meaning here, the predator has no sausage.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 14 points 2 days ago

You have the sausage, number one.

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!

[-] chocosoldier 2 points 1 day ago

she's got a sausage in her belly

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 7 points 2 days ago
[-] espressome@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sausage to beam up. Energize

[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

Today is a good day to sausage

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I knew there had to be at least one genius amongst these comments.

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Picard: “I have a sausage.” Crusher: “A sausage? That’s practically unknown in the 24th century.”

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Computer... Sausage... Hot.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

THERE! ARE! FOUR! SAUSAGES!

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[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 10 points 2 days ago

I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a sausage planet... buried alive.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Sausage...sterilise

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 days ago

We are stuck in a sausage loop!

*You mean we could have seen this sausage a dozen times already?

A dozen, a hundred, it's sausage to tell.

[-] dontsayaword@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 days ago

The sausage manoeuvre.

[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago

Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ready the sausage torpedos!

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!

[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago
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[-] espressome@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I'm a sausage, not a brick-layer.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

~~His soul was the most sausage.~~
His sausage was the most human.

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