When life gives you lemons immediately take note as you may be stuck in a computer simulation, lemons are not naturally occuring and thus life has no lemons to give you, do not be fooled by the illusion your captors erected to keep you stuck in a computer simulation and harvest your brain waves for mining cryptocurrency.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

But they were all of them deceived, for another citrus was made…

All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

There's a difference between citron and lemon ? As a french speaker this is very confusing, I thought "citron" was just our word for "lemon"

Life didn’t give us lemons… We gave lemons life.

When life gives you lemons, be thankful for receiving enough vitamin C in your nutrition to avoid scurvy.

Okay, but what happened in languages where lemons are called "citron"?

The metaphor still works. Making our own problems then complaining about them is our defining characteristic as humans.

If life doesn't give you lemons make them yourself.

When life gives you lemons it's because you put in the work.

No one mentions F1 hybrid? Mass produced vegitables and fruits are often offspring of 2 distinct varieties, carefully selected to inherit desireble traits from both sides but no guarantee for 2nd generation.

Kind of soft-lock drm bcs people need to keep buying the specific seed if people want max yield. (I've read article gathering seeds from store brought tomato, growth werent great and the yields were unstable in both taste and quantity, but they managed to iterate 6 generations or so. The "traits" of F1 offsprings stabilize around that so you can keep growing your own variety).

Heirloom seeds don't have this issue, but they likely have quirks or less immunity compared to F1.

It just occurred to me that were a person to complain about life giving them lemons, that's basically like how Homer Simpson complained about finding money when he was looking for a peanut. It's indeed true that money would be unpleasant to eat directly, but that's not how it's supposed to be used, anyways.

Don't tell OP about tomatos.....

Acceptable.

https://youtu.be/HNEzD5n6SAs

Tell me something that doesn't concern me.

Hrmm, I wonder if I'm getting an ingrown toe nail.

When lemons give you life, you are a citron tree

when life gives you lemons, make orange juice.

You sure it's not enlightened, euphoric even?