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Just Six Corporations Remain
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All restaurants are Taco Bell
Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.: "Fuck You, I'm Eating."
What's this? Oh my god! It's Yum Brands with a steel chair!
There's an unusually nice Taco Bell Cantina where I live, and I 100% always imagine I'm in that future.
Ah a classic~
Many modern Onion articles are barely more than their titles, but this one was worth the read in its entirety.
Yeah.. I miss me some Herbert Cornfeld and Jim Anchower.
This was back when the paper boy would throw you an Onion hot off the presses every morning.
Which you would then tie to your belt.
Which was the style at the time.
Watching Alien Earth right now and its really hitting home.
The world is a business, Mr. Beale. It has been since man crawled out of the slime. And our children will live, Mr. Beale, to see that... perfect world... in which there's no war or famine, oppression or brutality. One vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock. All necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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