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Horseshoe idea
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Regular uranium is not radioactive enough. The horse will get cancer but not radiation poisoning. You have to use either enriched uranium or plutonium, or something more exotic.
The resulting horseshoes would also be about three times as heavy so maybe there would be back pain in addition to the cancer
Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn't get?
Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?
Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind...
Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium!
Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything?
Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat.
You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it
You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed...
Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me..
U238 pellets in an apple...easy peasy
Butt stuff.
I mean while I'm in there
That's the spirit!
Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work?
uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?
Cause
I don't understand the question.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the long face?”
The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”
That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy.
ok that's funny
Screenshot of tumblr post of screenshot of reddit post.
ok but why
so that the horses get radiation poisoning
what did the horses do to you
...what is the best armour for our soldiers in their armoured vehicles?...horse shoes, fuck off...
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
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