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[-] mortn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn't get?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning?

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind...

[-] turdas@suppo.fi 10 points 1 day ago

Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything?

[-] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat.

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed...

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me..

[-] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

U238 pellets in an apple...easy peasy

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I don't understand the question.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says “why the long face?”

The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.”

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy.

[-] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

ok that's funny

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