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Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...
“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”
If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)
Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.
Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.
How much horsepower is Jesus producing?
Maybe he turned water into ethanol?
No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?
Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea
Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?
Not enough time has passed for that process yet
Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷
Jesus has gas.
Is that car brand sold in the U$?
No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.
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