Just a small one, as a treat.
Fuck, I laughed too hard at this.
Cold turkey would not work anyway
Literally entire rest of developed world: a school shooting happening is national breaking news
USA: No school shooting happening for 24hours is national breaking news
It was just for the statistics ,nothing personal
The streak is sacrosanct.
News channels should have a ticker for school shootings like days accident free
Does it count as a school shooting if they only managed to hit targets in the single digits?
School shooters really ought to practice if they want to be taken seriously. This could have been a traffic accident.
(I don't know what this is about, I'm just practicing to be a Fox anchor, I heard the pay is good)
Well Ted Crus said the reason is there are too many doors.
Seriously, he actually fucking said that.
I believe in reasonable background checks and waiting periods to purchase and install doors. Anyone with a improperly installed door should be held criminally liable.
Close, but that's only one part of the problem. You're forgetting that anybody can just open a door. The government should set an age limit, create an aptitude test and start issuing dooring licenses.
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