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[-] Mk23simp 209 points 2 months ago

Just a small one, as a treat.

[-] Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck, I laughed too hard at this.

[-] vrutkovs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cold turkey would not work anyway

[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

It was just for the statistics ,nothing personal

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

The streak is sacrosanct.

[-] Devial@discuss.online 66 points 2 months ago

Literally entire rest of developed world: a school shooting happening is national breaking news

USA: No school shooting happening for 24hours is national breaking news

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 58 points 2 months ago
[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

News channels should have a ticker for school shootings like days accident free

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Does it count as a school shooting if they only managed to hit targets in the single digits?
School shooters really ought to practice if they want to be taken seriously. This could have been a traffic accident.

(I don't know what this is about, I'm just practicing to be a Fox anchor, I heard the pay is good)

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Well Ted Crus said the reason is there are too many doors.

Seriously, he actually fucking said that.

[-] apftwb@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe in reasonable background checks and waiting periods to purchase and install doors. Anyone with a improperly installed door should be held criminally liable.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Close, but that's only one part of the problem. You're forgetting that anybody can just open a door. The government should set an age limit, create an aptitude test and start issuing dooring licenses.

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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