I don't report anything that I earn in cash to the IRS

When watching over-the-air television, I mute the TV and look away when ads come on.
You can show me all the ads in the world but you sure as fuck can't force me to engage.

This a more “a man” than “the man” but I had a boss I hated who was really into horoscopes.

So I learned all about them so I could memorize every one else’s sign and continue to forget his.

Good luck writing me up for that Rob. Oh wait you couldn’t anyway because I outlasted you!

He also insisted I write “inspirational quotes” on the weekly sales paper for my team to feal inspired . nietzsche it is.

By not participating in work's non-work activities.

Linux and piracy.

“A trans person peed here” stickers in gas station bathrooms/other public bathrooms.

Steal as much creamer from work as I can carry

I joined a union and organized the election of a workers council at my workplace.
Union dues are 1% of my salary.

In the past 5 years, we managed to enforce:

• the right to work from home
• 20% pay for the time spent on call after hours, plus 1 day paid vacation for each week you're on call (so I now have 42 days + unlimited sick days)
• a company car for on call duty, which you're allowed to use privately, too
• work phones for every employee (instead of having to install the company MDM on your private phone)
• convertible desks for everyone
• and a substantial pay raise

Run every reasonable possible method of ad-blocking. From whole-house PiHole with uBlock, Privacy Badger, anti-tracking, VPN, and more. F/OSS software when possible.

When I pump gas, I don't end on an even dollar amount or anything. I just...stop.

Don’t know if it counts as sticking it to the man, but I adblock everything. Seriously, Ive got adblockers on my adblockers. Ive been adblocking for so long I don’t know what to buy anymore.

I’m sitting here in my empty house surrounded by my bags of money I don’t know what to spend on. Send help.

I poo at work

I don't remember the last time I saw an advert.

Like, genuinely, I get politely confused when people talk about them. What do you MEAN you're not adblocking everything? What do you MEAN you still use a service if you can't adblock it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN you paid for YouTube?

I have never paid rent or utilities or electricity.

Currently live off grid on land I own using solar power. We have all electric appliances. Generator uses propane but only use it 1-2 times a year so it’s rare to refill the tank.

The dump is only a few dollar when we take our trash (under $10) every few months.

Self host on a NAS, have home assistant that helps a ton with power monitoring and control.

My goal in a few years is to provide almost all my needs from my own land. Food, water, shelter, power, etc.

Take my time in the toilet and at the gym (there is a gym at my office).

i refuse to apply for jobs

More to the woman. My girl once complained about me leaving the seat up.

For years, I always put the seat AND the lid down.

I work about 1 hour of every day.

I try to steal from the supermarket every time I go.

I buy single purpose devices that are fully offline, durable, user serviceable, and useful... and then I go for a long time without buying anything but food. It's almost like setting a new personal record: how many days in a row I can go without buying a single thing?

Push Nestle and Goya products way back in the shelf / turn them around / grab non- Nestle/Goya equivalents and put them in front of the Nestle/Goya shit.

Goal is to make their products less visible to other customers.