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Ball mill them first, for best results (slrpnk.net)
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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 year ago

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

You're sending really mixed signals.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 year ago

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[-] akariii 11 points 1 year ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[-] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[-] semperverus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[-] apolo399@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They taste horrible is the issue

[-] Blapoo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

So never

[-] daftantimony@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[-] Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

[-] KillAllPoorPeople@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[-] TheGreatePickle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Based

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[-] General_P29@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Based

[-] cybermass@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Let's hear them out

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

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