If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.
Checkmate libtards.
Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.
The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you're touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

I'd have gay sex with her
So she's actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can't remember her name and I can't be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she's a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value "interviews" with strangers.
For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.
Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.
Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn't putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.
Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.
Sounds like he just doesn't want to have sex with his wife. That's pretty gay.
Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?
I'd argue that he's just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn't want her to.
No other way to see it.
talibans with a red hat
Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?
Answer:
A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.
B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.
C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.
D. All of the above (it's this)
Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

Oh damn. Same here, but different.

The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out
Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.
That is a really weird way to say you can't make a woman cum.
I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".
Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
This implies women can't be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?
It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.
It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.
This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.
Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay
Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.
raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia
That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.
Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.
The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.
Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid
It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?
She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.
Insanity.
So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.
Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.
Who's this dude and why should we care.
These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.
I think women would be happier with toys instead of these guys, too. It’s win-win!
Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.
I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too
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