None in particular, I want my US friends to be able to escape persecution and be here where they're safe

Like, a Colombian, or an Argentinian or a Costa Rican?

Honestly, all the time. They're awesome folk!

when there is a door that is locked but it opens when someone fits the american-shaped hole next to it perfectly

When I can't find the oil I brought a few months ago.

I'm somehow forced into a couple's hotdog eating contest.

Trying to figure out if the mesquite smoked brisket served anywhere that isn't Texas is worth it?

Urgently needing to get rid of a purloined crate of Ozempic while the po-po is beating down the door and some dickhead clogged up the toilet?

Dunno really.

This question has me bside myself. I haven't lived there in more than a decade, though, so not sure if I count anymore. I was trying a joke and realized that I am, at least technically, American and had to stop, heh.

Needing to track a wild animal, picking medicinal plants, sending a smoke signal, building a wikiup, etc. the possibilities are numerous; although not sure all of these ancestral skills survived very well to this day.