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That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.
Y'all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I've encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don't have a beard.
Coincidence?
It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.
Yeah, you're gay mate. You just aren't into bears...
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say "No... no I'm very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me."
This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.
Best I can do is lube up two buff men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.
What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
He probably didn't even realize he was confessing.
Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn't should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one "tempting" by just being there.
So these people that hear this shit don't think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.
Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I'm going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?
Or if being gay is a choice, why don't more people who don't have a problem with it make that choice?
Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?
....are there any women here today?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won't be though.
"You're the problem for making me horny" is giving Count Frollo energy.
Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless
Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing
The fact that Turkish language doesn't have gendered pronouns makes this even funnier.
If it's causing you "indecent thoughts" it's because you're gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don't touch.
As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don't look like women.
Thank you, as a hetero sexual man I got so confused I almost turned gay. But you saved me.
Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh
As a gay guy, I can see it
Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.
How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?
There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.
Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.
Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, "a man" was defined as "wears a mustache and has a big hat" - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it's the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.
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He must be a fan of the popular Australian band 'The Beards' and their popular ditty: "If your dad doesn't have a beard then you've got two mums" and other excellent beard related songs.
Old mate probably just got lost in translation.
It's okay, just say "no homo" after thinking the thoughts and ur good.
It's almost like it's normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!
Need further information.
What do mustaches do?
Asking for a friend.....
Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.
As the old disco song says, "Ain't no closet big enough!" for this preacher
Add another panel where they're making out
HA gaaaay!
Women with beards are hot to straight women.
What's the Arabic translation for "You can't have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home"?
ما في داعي لجوردان بيترسون الكندي، عندنا جوردان بيترسون في البيت
Your welcome :)
The teacher doth protest too much...
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