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[-] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 93 points 4 days ago

My windows PC: pwease be Eco fwiendly tink of de enviwonment 🥺🥺🥺

The fucking Azure:

[-] carotte 45 points 4 days ago

oh god i hated that stuff. windows would be constantly nagging me about turning on automatic brightness detection to save battery and save the planet 🥺 even though what i set it to manually was almost always lower lol

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 42 points 4 days ago

I didn't know you could do italic emoji.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Italics 👋☝️✊👆👇✋👌🫴👍

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

I'm eco friendly, I use Linux.

I like to lie to myself that my Gentoo install was very eco friendly... But I think the updates were 100x more impactful than the saved idle power.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

Also, not mentioned is the fact that celebrities in Los Angeles were using thousands of cubic metres of water to keep their massive gardens green, decorative fountains flowing, and their swimming pools full during a drought, while ordinary people were only allowed to water their lawns three times a week.

Water usage should be price exponentially so that each cubic metre costs double what the previous one did.

[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

People should not have lawns of grass in areas where they have to water them to keep them green. Especially if there is a water shortage. Use Rocks, Use native plants, Get creative.

Grass is the most basic ass way to keep your lawn. If you are playing a sport on it, fine- but if not it's boring af anyway.

[-] carotte 5 points 3 days ago

while ordinary people were only allowed to water their lawns three times a week.

that’s already too much imo. watering a lawn is a total waste of water, wether it’s being done by millionaires or not.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ordering all people to kill their grass is a great way to cause immense public opposition to any sort of water restriction whatsoever, so it's not helpful if the goal is to conserve water.

Besides, the amount of water used by this activity is comparatively minimal, probably no more than a tenth of a cubic metre each time, especially since you are only allowed to water for 8 minutes three times a week.

https://www.ladwp.com/who-we-are/water-system/water-conservation/water-conservation-ordinance

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

When should the counter reset?

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think weekly, and the number of cubic metres you get at each price point should depend on the number of identification cards registered at your address.

If we use a model rate of $3 per cubic metre as a baseline, and you, your spouse, and two children all consume the average amount of water per day (225 L), the household would consume 6.3 m³ of water per week. You would be billed $3 per m³ for the first 4 m³. Then you would be billed $6 per m² for the next 2.3 m³. This totals $25.80 for the week.

If we consider a two-person household, just you and your spouse, water usage would be 3.15 m³ for the week and you would be billed $3 per m³ for the first 2 m³ and $6 per m³ for the last 1.15 m³. That totals $12.90 per week.

Under the current system, you would be billed $4.287 per m³ which comes out to $27.00 for the 4-person household and $13.50 for the two-person household per week, so my system results in roughly the same water bill for average consumers.

On the other hand, if you're a Hollywood actor living in a mansion with your spouse and each using 5 times the average water usage in order to water a huge garden and run a water fountain, your water usage would be 15.75 m³ per week, for which you would be billed $1,434 for that week.

If you use another 12 m³ to top up your swimming pool because the Kardashians or some other trashy celebrities are coming over for a party hosted at your mansion, your water bill for using 27.75 m³ that week would shoot up to $92,147.

In comparison, even if you are being penalised by the Department of Water and Power for excessive usage today, you're still only charged a maximum of $5.414 per m³, so that actor would be charged only $85.27 at most for the normal week and $150.24 for the pool week.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ideally every 12 hours since we consume a lot of water, thought this is NOT the way, it's stupid since it harm poor peoe, just tax more the rich and the big companies

[-] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

How about we seize all their assets and nationalize the companies so that the wealth is owned collectively and benefits everyone instead?

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

L'Internationale starts playing in the background

[-] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yes, and why not? We have nothing to lose but our chains.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago
[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

A cubic meter is a thousand liters, Which seems to be a lot of water to use in a 12 hour period, statistics I found point at an average water consumption of 100 to 130 liters per day, so a regular consumer would never even get close to the point where it doubles, and therefore would be unaffected. So why do you think this would hurt poor people?

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah sorry, i misscalculated. I'd say that it can reset every 7 days then

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is fully going to be our future. Big programs to "conserve consumer water usage" by limiting residential water pressure and jacking up residential water prices ahem "Via The Free Market", while we dump entire aquifers through some toxic treadmill of Meta coolant machines.

The struggle sessions between people "abusing their water privileges" and the ultra-orthodox "I only use a tablespoon of water a day" terminally online consumer-conservationists (or, at least, their AI-enhanced personas) will be legendary. Enormous threads of people screaming "You're Killing The Planet!" because they posted a picture of boiled potatoes or steamed rice, enhanced and distorted and virally marketed by the Manhattan-Island sized propaganda machines of the future.

[-] autriyo@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Upvoting this felt like I was encouraging the universe to choose this version of the future specifically :/

Really well put though.

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wow. Very well put, indeed.
I would love to read your next book.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Why aren't these tech bros using coolant cycling in a closed system? Imagine if we cooled cars like this?

[-] toddestan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Because evaporative cooling is incredibly effective and works really well if you have a large supply of water.

Needing to carry a large supply of water is why we don't use it in cars.

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago
[-] Wolf@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

"If you're thirsty, they're thirsty."

Doesn't this mean that if I'm not thirsty, they're not thirsty? So I should drink enough water to make sure I'm not thirsty.

[-] msage@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

I'm very thirsty, for more AI slop videos!!1!

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

Skynet vs Nestlé. Round 1. Fight!

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Don't be selfish and drink too much water think of the poor AI companies.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Jokes on you. I only drink Mt. Dew and redbull

[-] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Me to the datacenters:

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