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Edited to link to the article; I didn't realize adding an image would remove the link

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[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 81 points 5 days ago

I’m sure the police will notice that crime suddenly only happens when it rains.

[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

They probably didn't spring for the 6k clear coat.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Does it rain in Vegas though? Sorry, never been there.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Not frequently, but when it does it causes flash flooding frequently, just like other deserts.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago
[-] als 61 points 5 days ago

How long till their batteries explode?

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago

Depends, when's it supposed to rain?

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

Imagine being a cop, doing your best To Serve and Protect impression, only to have your car lock you inside and incinerate you, at a time of its choosing.

[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Or at a time of the choosing of the one rich dude who has root on all the cars.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

This is straight out of Reno 911

[-] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

i hope they explode

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago

I hope these were donated.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 44 points 5 days ago

Donating cybertrucks almost feels like a way to sabotage the police. Almost.

They were (I messed up posting and didn't link to the article which explains this)

[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 29 points 5 days ago

I can't think of a better group to force to suffer using a Tesla than a bunch of pigs.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I hope they all have to drive through large puddles.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

I guess they gotta do something with all that inventory nobody wants to purchase. Keep that stock price up.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I guess it's also an easy way to advertise.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago

Wow did US police learn nothing with the Explody Crown Vics? Gonna be hilarious when these guys fall apart during a chase. The "perp" will just need to drive through a puddle.

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Was the crown vic explody? I know the Pinto was because of how the gas tank was built, and the Crown Vic had a bunch of recalls because it was just stress tested that much by nature of being commonly used by cops and taxi companies but I don't recall the crown vic having major flaws like that.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago
[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Did not know that, appreciate the info! One thought I had though is that the Crown Vic may have had more deaths than the Pinto, was that because they were actually more prone to explode than the Pinto or does the fact that it was so widely used by cops, taxis and groups using a fleet of cars account for the elevated numbers?

It’s just the chase. It’s the “defensive” driving maneuvers and the getting bumped by a beater that will get officers cooked in an unopenable tin can.

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

just ride out into the desert, these things get hung up on napkins for fuck sake.

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago
[-] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

The ten vehicles were fully funded through private donations.

Those private donations could have done better, but at least it wasn’t tax dollars.

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I still think many tax dollars were used..

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Tax deductible donations, no doubt.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago

I... presume the warning sirens have been replaced with a clown horn honking sound?

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We already knew cops arent smart or in any way serving for the American people, or informed about laws, this gives them the perfect vehicle to match.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Do they glue the handcuffs on the perpetrators?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

So one freak downpour and they will all malfunction.

[-] angband@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

fuck will they lock people in those?

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!

Classic idiots supporting other idiots with idiocy. Have fun with that! I would have gone with Mclarens personally, but you do you LV

[-] vinceman 2 points 5 days ago

Oh my god it's so fucking pathetic to choose cybertrucks I didn't even think of what else they could have bought.

[-] Zeke@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago

I'm gonna laugh when they start losing fingers to the doors being slammed on their hands.

[-] st3ph3n@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago

Not a good look.

[-] SCmSTR 1 points 4 days ago
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