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This is a private message I got today. I have no idea what is going on or what the fuck it means.

"Greetings to you; I am an agent of one of the headquarters of the Illuminati organizations. You are one of the lucky ones who received this invitation to join the brotherhood, because we see something great in you that can be raised for the betterment of this world. We can help you achieve your goals in life, whether you are a politician, doctor, lawyer, musician, president, pastor, engineer, pilot, etc. And the fact that you received this information does not mean you are superior, but simply description. Registration is not mandatory, but it is your ranking. If you are interested in participating, send your WhatsApp contact for more information."

It would be interesting to hear your thoughts on this.

Edit--I understand it is a scam and that I should disregard it. I just found it interesting that it is now showing up on Lemmy.

Edit the edit- It seems their account has either blocked me or was deleted either way it works. Thanks for the fun. Let's do it again some time.

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[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 13 points 19 hours ago

hello its us the illuminati. Yes, the entire organization are currently sitting in a pool party inviting you to our secret society. We can control everything from up to large governments all the way to you. Yes you, see now you're breathing manually. Now you're also blinking manually. Now you're smiling. Is this a coincidence? No.

We are inviting you a chance to partake in our society. If you're interested, all you need to do is draw a pentagram using cow blood, light a candle in its center and follow the next steps from the summoned devil.

(vegans can substitute blood with %100 pomegranate juice, do not substitute with different animal/juice as it may lead to summoning other entities, we the illuminati are not responsible any way if this occurs)

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