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[-] Pat@feddit.nu 1 points 13 hours ago

I actually like paper straws. No texture concerns, and once you're done? Crinkle up into a ball and chew. Like edible, paper-flavoured gum.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 90 points 4 days ago

it's weird how presumably neurotypical people complain about paper straws feeling weird, but my autistic ass couldn't give less of a shit about their texture.

do you chew on them, or what?

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 59 points 4 days ago

The odd time I end up eating fast food and getting a paper straw, it's the fact that it goes mushy before I finish my drink. I think that's the texture issue people are talking about.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 days ago

that takes like half an hour though, and affects the bottom end.

[-] fascicle@leminal.space 30 points 4 days ago

Depends on the straw, there are some pretty bad ones and done decent ones

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago

The ones I've used have gone mushy in half that time

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

my autistic ass

your ass has autism?

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago
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[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not all autism are the same, some with autism will hyperfix on the environment and not give a shit about the texture, like me.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago

I guess you could say I use a reusable straw

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

Found the Gen X-er. Good day to you, my fellow hose-water connoisseur.

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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago
[-] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Surely you can't be serious

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

Shirley is always serious.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Please don't call him that. It isn't his preferred name

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[-] l_isqof@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago

Am I the only one still cupping my hand under the tap?

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 31 points 4 days ago

I don't even cup it just drink straight from the stream.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 13 points 4 days ago

May not be the most practical, but I do find this the most satisfying way to drink water

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

I usually swallow a lot air doing this

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

the only "straws" i use now are the built-in straws on my water bottles. when dad was dying, he had drop-neck and bendy straws let him drink on his own. something about both being a straw and at whatever angle he needed for his mouth, since he rarely stood or sat entirely upright. he could not drink directly from a glass without burying his nose in it or spilling half of it. for me it's not one of those "hey, now that this effects me" bullshits, it's more "hey, now that i understand how necessary they are in specific contexts" bullshits.

if they can make a corn or paper bendy straw that functions properly, i'm all for it. until then, there are much bigger and better things to worry about than straws.

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Thank you for this perspective because I'm one of those who never saw the appeal to straws.

I just wanna say that paper straws are lined with PFAS and similar substances, I would NOT use them at all. Mark my words they'll be banned in the EU in 20 years.

I'd rather try a pasta straw, if the metal ones are not viable. If using plastic, prefer a more rigid plastic if possible, Policarbonate (like in a Nalgene bottle) is safer than Polyethylene; or at least I would avoid them with hot drinks.

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[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

Remember when people lost it because disabled people wouldn't be able to drink again and then they all died of dehydration after these draconian straw laws severely impacted my day

[-] frezik 30 points 4 days ago

I remember when disability rights groups pointed out that these laws were placing extra burden on disabled people that weren't being put on everyone else.

These laws accomplish nothing except make liberals feel good that they actually passed some kind of environmental rules. Meanwhile, conservatives are making sure they can legally torture gay kids, let billionaires get away with pedophilia, and burn lots and lots of coal. But we passed straw bans in a couple of cities. Yay us.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 4 days ago

You know that governments can focus on multiple problems at once, right?

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Yes, and they surround themselves with enough menial nothing-problems to convince you they're too busy to focus on frivolous things like "human rights" and "the fascist problem."

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[-] uriel238 20 points 4 days ago

Here in the house we have re-usable, washable plastic straws.

Out and about I'll use the disposable straws because the whole turtle-death thing was over-exaggerated. (Microplastics from automotive tires are killing us, though. There are real great filters to be navigated)

I also just don't eat out much, especially since the 2020 lockdown.

[-] WALLACE@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

We have silicone ones but I don't like them as they retain the taste of washing up liquid on them

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[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

What happened to those Italian pasta straws? They looked promising.

[-] mugthol 12 points 4 days ago

They aren't gluten free, so not very inclusive

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[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bamboo straws make you feel like you're on some exotic, tropical island!

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

$20 metal straw? I think all the metal ones I have were about .25

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

The lead ones are more expensive but improve the flavor of most beverages.

[-] Una@europe.pub 11 points 4 days ago

I only accept Uranium straws :3

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[-] i_dont_want_to 8 points 4 days ago

Great tip, I love sweetened drinks!

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago

I feel like this might be an American problem, with straws being more necessary for drinking in cars, which are all too common there.

I rarely drive and basically never drink out of a straw, there's just no point when you can drink directly out of the cup.

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[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago

Iced drink tend to taste better with straw tbh, sipping from the cup mean you're taking in watered down stuff, and also tiny ice or ice blocking the flow of the drinks.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

I get it but its rather ableist.

Also you never tried drinking from a fast food drink cup full of ice. Freezes your damn lips.

[-] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 days ago

i don't think most people use straws because they have no other way of drinking lol

Some do, sure…

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[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How's it ableist? Genuinely asking.

(I have moderate cerebral palsy/spastic hemiplegia)

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

After reading about that lady who died because she fell on a metal straw and impaled her eye and brain I threw away my metal straws.

[-] HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago

Understandable, but thats a bit of an overreaction don't you think?

[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah that could happen with a fork, or a toothbrush, or really anything that size if you land on it hard enough

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[-] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I bought a 4-pk of glass straws for €5 and they are awesome. The rounded edge feels smooth on the tongue/lips and drinks taste better through glass than metal.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

This my friend, is a pint.

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