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[-] Dojan@pawb.social 156 points 1 month ago

“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side,” Trump told the magazine.

Yes, we know that you surround yourself with pedos you disgusting waste of existence.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Birds of a feather rape kids together.

[-] Sparrow_1029@programming.dev 81 points 1 month ago

I appreciated that the article quickly turned to "SO WHERE ARE THE FILES" lol

Do you think they'll ever actually be released? *sigh

[-] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago

If they were actually released, would you actually trust anything this regime produces?

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe they'll be released after all the perpetrators on them die and can no longer be prosecuted.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 74 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile the pussy you get at Mar-a-Lago:

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 month ago

Are they all the same person?

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

No, George Santos was in jail until recently.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 1 month ago

And what happened to him/her?

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I still think Gaetz looks like a creepy CGI render of "Realistic Butthead".

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Like Eric tRump is a drawn from memory version of Beavis!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 61 points 1 month ago

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Whoa, NFSW tag that!

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

I dated a chick who had the one on the left. She was fun!

[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I did it all for the nussy.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

Yuck, now I know why that useless cunt vp fucks couches.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Tbf, if it were between those ladies and the couch, I'm choosing the couch

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I think those are all too old for his crew

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

These before and after pics are getting out of hand!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 61 points 1 month ago

The struggle is real for these guys now that Epstein isn't around to provide sex slaves anymore.

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[-] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago

PUSSY! This is not tiktok .world boy, stop censoring shit for no reason.

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

That is the title of the original article. There’s no need to berate our fellow lemmings for verbatim quotes.

[-] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Then they should have uncensored the title out of spite of censorship

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Trump Obsessed Over Project 2025 Creator Getting “Pocky” at Mar-a-Lago

Are you happy, now?

[-] okuyasu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

What an ugly name for the mikado biscuits, I would say as "Potty" as the project 2025 creator

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I know right! For f**ks sake.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Language police is on the case I see

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I called Paw Patrol first but they've stopped taking my calls...

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 45 points 1 month ago

Well, that's precisely the kind of class, tact and gentlemanly behavior I'd expect from Trump.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Vought, a self-described Christian nationalist

Instead, Trump was fixated on getting the recently divorced Vought laid

A new Great Awakening, I see. Society's morals shall be restored to their proper place.

[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Seems to me like he's trying to reboot his late buddy's sex island...

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yes, the party of Christian family values.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 21 points 1 month ago
[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago
[-] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Ssh! Don't talk about our private keys out in the open....

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I see what you did there

[-] horseloaf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Puppy? A cute little puppy?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Pissy, he's sloshed all the time from the free bar.

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Pushy, he's being quite rude

[-] rayyy@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

You just know they are still raping little girls but with way better secrecy.

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

He is so fucking gross. Like, just vomit inducing.

I hate this timeline.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Agree on the ultra gross part.

But the "timeline" stuff is getting pretty worn out. It just softens things, like this is just some story we're reading, but there are potentially others.

It's reality. That's it. There's no other timeline.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

They are all very petty. Oh wait, that's not it?

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I thought it was "Poopy" since president poopy pants is obsessed with poop and pooping on people.

[-] hammertime@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Vought’s wife divorced him?? You don’t say? 🤣

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

It is clearly what the baby Jesus would want for him.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Baby Jesus and Trump both have poopy diapers

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago
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