They might have fingered, but that's probably as far as they could get.
I feel like scissoring would be an option.
Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.
I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.
Arby's isn't really a thing here and I've never known why people like it.
Sometimes you want the runs and fries
That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.
Very safe space and I hate it too.
Just heavy petting from what I heard.
Hrm, not sure.
I can say with a high degree of confidence that these two have though.
The one on the left is uh... lets just say they full circle consenual non consent all the way back into just non consent, one on the right puts up with it though.
But how?
Handjob?
I mean ones a hand, and ones a glove. Do the math.
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.
It's either that or fisting
Rule of thumb.
"Here's the church,
here's the steeple..."
Scissoring
I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.
I don't know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie... I should watch it again some time
Yeah I am drinking tonight
Glover cucked
Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!
Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.
Same person
Oh, yeah, that glove is a slut.
Up doot for weird things fucking even though I'm not Murican and don't really know what Hamburger Helper is.
Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.
I mean isn't that cannon?
It does deserve to be fired upon
You think Morticia and Gomez never got freaky with that thing? C'mon now
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