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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Yeah I am drinking tonight

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

Glover cucked

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 15 hours ago

Is the a safe space to talk about how much i fucking despised the horrible Arby’s oven mitt mascot? That little piece of shit was the worst mascot ever conceived, and it made me unreasonably angry every time a commercial would come on with his stupid cunt face.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I just read up on this creature, and it was voiced by Tom Arnold and cost 85 million dollars to create in 2003 money. Its name is literally Oven Mitt. It lasted only 2 years for all that effort.

Arby's isn't really a thing here and I've never known why people like it.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

That’s insanity. No shade to Tom Arnold. That was the worse character I have ever seen represent a brand ever. I am so happy it failed but I wish the best for Tom.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Sometimes you want the runs and fries

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Very safe space and I hate it too.

[-] Catma@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 20 hours ago

They might have fingered, but that's probably as far as they could get.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

I feel like scissoring would be an option.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Just heavy petting from what I heard.

[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago

Pleaze, Thing is a married hand! Stop this filth!

[-] DarkAri 3 points 15 hours ago

Hamburger helper girl is a rubber girl.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 20 hours ago

Hrm, not sure.

I can say with a high degree of confidence that these two have though.

The one on the left is uh... lets just say they full circle consenual non consent all the way back into just non consent, one on the right puts up with it though.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 19 hours ago

I don't know and care but I just remembered that idle hands was a fun movie... I should watch it again some time

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Shit. Shut up and take my up vote.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago
[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago
[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago

I mean ones a hand, and ones a glove. Do the math.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

There’s a Piper Perry joke here somewhere.

[-] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 21 hours ago

It's either that or fisting

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Rule of thumb.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

I thought it would be like a hand in glove kind of thing.

"Here's the church,
here's the steeple..."

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 14 hours ago

It does deserve to be fired upon

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Same person

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 20 hours ago

Oh, yeah, that glove is a slut.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Up doot for words things fucking even though I'm not Murican and don't really know what Hamburger Helper is.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

You think Morticia and Gomez never got freaky with that thing? C'mon now

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