“I’m on my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.”
That's because you keep shitting the butt plug as an encore Barbara.
“The aristocrats!”
I'm very literal.
Putting it in your mouth after is a bridge too far.
This is only barely relevant, but it’s always funny to me that we had to develop completely separate processing systems to account for the fact that genitals look weird. Their appearances are so strange that you’d rather avoid them, if not for the portion of your brain that deadens your disgust. The meat hole and the yam-mushroom. Not nature’s finest works.
It is kind of wild. Some dudes have small dicks, big dicks, egg-shaped dicks.. Stinky dicks with moles on them.. Fat dicks with freckles.. Dicks that look like sad elephants.. Dicks that look like Shar Peis..
Then you have big vaginas, small vaginas, long vaginas, sleeve of wizard vaginas, jutting serrated-looking labia vaginas, wise old horse-like vaginas, cauliflower vaginas, meat pile vaginas, vaginas that look like Shar Peis..
And any of these.. And I mean any of them... can be on the hottest person you've seen in your life. It's like opening a Kinder Egg. Drop in a coin, pull the lever, and see what surprises await you in the dankest, steamiest, most razor-burnt region inside of your new partner's pants.
This is hilarious, you have a gift with words!
develop completely separate processing systems to account for the fact that genitals look weird. Their appearances are so strange that you’d rather avoid them
wat
Alright, so you’re looking at a hot man or woman. You recognize that their characteristics are attractive. Maybe you like big titties, maybe you like developed delts, maybe you like a nice set of hands. Most anyone who sees these will say something to the effect of “oh yeah, those are fine body parts. I have no issue viewing them.”
Genitalia, on the other hand, are not one of the most attractive parts on a person. Just look at the sort of pelvic accessory you’re not interested in (bi people, I’m sorry) and you’ll pretty quickly realize that they’re just no fun to look at. When you get closer and you’re hit with acidic or ammonia-esque scents, it only gets worse.
In order to get around the minor issue of procreation avoidance, a portion of your brain chimes in and says “well actually, it’s not so bad. Give it a chance.” Consider the difference between your perceptions before and after puberty, if you’d care to understand on a human level. (Ace people, I’m sorry) Or check out more articles if you’d like to study this a bit further.
Interestingly, it's not about the look of genitalia specifically.
For example, I happen to be a hetero person, yet I appreciate both genitals equally. What matters is how feminine the carrier is. I'll appreciate a nice dick on a beautiful woman, but on a man...ew. Same with vaginas - if it belongs to a woman, it can be very arousing, but you won't find trans men in my bedroom.
It's the same genitals, but their perception is wildly different.
You don’t in fact, happen to be hetero
How so?
If you like dick, and you like pussy, you’re not straight. Pick one: bi/pan/queer/other
I like women, hence, I'm hetero. Shouldn't be too hard.
Now, you can make categories of dick lovers and vagina appreciators, but "hetero", just as "homo" and the rest, refers to gender attraction, not genitals. No need to gatekeep that.
I have no objection being called queer, but definitionally I'm just not.
No it actually refers to sex, not gender. Gay for a man is loving dick, not loving males.
Definitionally you aren’t hetero if you enjoy both sexual organs.
ok boomer
It’s amazing that I’ve triggered you so much you’ve made assumptions on age. It’s unfortunate your brain rot can’t accept the dictionary’s definition:
Heterosexual: sexually or romantically attracted to people of the other sex.
I’m truly sorry they didn’t consult your feelings when writing the definition little snowflake
lol i love how the abstract cites a paper from 1942
look: if you're disgusted by genitals, i'm sorry to hear that, and i'm not judging you.
but don't sit there and try to tell me everyone, or even "most people" feels that way.
i can't speak for goofy looking dicks, but vulvas are extremely attractive; i dunno wtf you, or your 1942 paper referencing "study" are talking about.
again--i'm not judging. but i suggest you post to asklemmy (or literally any other forum), and ask: "are female genitalia no fun to look at/unattractive/weird/whatever tf else" and consider that maybe whatever problem you have with vaginas might not be a baked in instinctual thing that everyone has
puritans
explains a ton
The paper from 1942 was meant to establish long standing scientific curiosity about the topic, you.
you goober.
you will never quantify an inherently subjective (qualitative) experience. the fact that you're trying to, and then calling me "goober" is quite enough for me to say: best of luck, tiger
I agree with you, but you have to put forward a point that doesn’t stand atop misunderstanding a citation, or else I’ll name you another foodstuff
Wait, goober is a foodstuff?
???
Another name for a peanut. Not sure how it became a soft pejorative, but I’m a fan
What?
I've literally never heard of goober as meaning peanut.
I thought it basically just meant 'glob' when describing a physical thing, and when describing a person, basically the same as 'derpy', like uh, silly, absent minded, something like that, and is mostly meant in an at least semi endearing way.
It's why the Goofy Goober from SpongeBob is a peanut (there's also a peanut candy called goobers)
It’s a borrowed African word. Borrowed in the 1800s. Borrowed by Americans. Borrowed. But it eventually shifted at some point in the last century to the definition most people are familiar with, though I can’t figure out how or why.
perhaps you are looking for the word loanword can i lend it to you?
you will never quantify an inherently subjective (qualitative) experience
Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren't. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn't because of their beauty.
YOU WANT TO DROWN IN SHEMEN DINT YOU?
I appreciate the extremely inclusive way to explain how everyone, deep down, is disgusted by all forms of genitals.
One could say they're an acquired taste.
This would also explain why basically a shortcut in horror monster/alien/scenery/set design is to start with genitalia as a style guide, and then distort it and/or apply it to objects that do not normally come even close to that.
Monster zombie dog?
Make dog naked, furless, and veiny, throbbing, skin where you can see it isn't bleeding, but theres tons of blood right at the surface of the skin, also its mouth/head is now basically a vaginal opening with teeth, but uh, opening horizontally instead of vertically.
See how easy this is?
The design of the Xenomorph from Alien is famously like that. It has feminine curves, but a phallic head. And facehugger is basically raping the victims to impregnate them. All of these design choices were intentional to evoke the disgust/fear of the audience, I remember reading about this
Half Life (2) monsters as well.
The, uh, the gonarchs, the 'adult headcrabs' on Xen?
Yeah, it literally just is giant walking ballsack, pretty sure the concept artist basically just says that directly in 'Raising the Bar'.
A bunch of the planned enemy types that existed in the beta/alpha, before Valve/HL2 got hacked and they significantly shifted development... a lot of the enemy types had concepts of much more fleshy/flappy/foldy appearances, often with hair, again, like pubic hair.
But they toned that down a lot, made them much sleeker, more 'synth' than ... i guess monstrosity.
But but, then of course, Eli gets skull fucked to death by a giant penis tentacle, extending out from... basically a giant floating testicle sans scrotum, in Ep 2.
bi people, I'm sorry
Oh no, whatever shall I do!
cackles in horny
That's why my favorite euphemism for sex is "bumping uglies". Its just a perfect description of it.
Genitals are cool, I have pictures of all types glued to my truck so I can share them with the world.
They smell and taste as good as they look too!
bi people, I’m sorry
hey i prefer my mate not have an ovipositor but you do you
When aroused your brain basically forgets how to be disgusted to some degree, and to varying extent per person. The brain falls into a more passive state allowing the hindbrain to focus on instinct for reproduction.
I think I get what you're trying to say, that non-genital features are more aesthetically pleasing. That genitals aren't that often featured in art. We usually don't go "wow those are some pretty genitals, damn".
But, it's also just your brain that tells you that the other parts are pretty. I bet all of them would look weird to an alien. It's just your brain telling you what to like
Really? Do you have more info on that, it's the first time I'm hearing about it and I'm genuinely intrigued
There are plenty of articles about the phenomenon, but this one covers the interpersonal portions pretty well
Teeth too. Try going to the hospital for a dental emergency.
"goes in for a peak" is that how you get free pap smears? letting the doctor peak in you?
This is the way.
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