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[-] iloveDigit@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago

Meanwhile, the "artificial intelligence" is chat bots that increasingly act like crackheads begging for money and trying to sell you random bikes and stuff

[-] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Hey now, don't forget all the different image generators for making definitely-not-copyrighted material with an eternal piss tint

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 5 days ago

"I'm going to develope it"

"ChatGPT I need you to program an artificial general intelligence for me."

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago

"That is such a great idea. I developed an artificial, general intelligence that can answer every question."

It doesn't work, it always returns 42?

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The infinite improbability generator gambit.

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not dumb, incredibly smart. Convince politicians to make the market highly regulated so you're the only company who can provide somewhat working AI (since you made it before it was regulated), effectively removing a big chunk of your competition.

[-] scytale@piefed.zip 1 points 4 days ago

It doesn’t even need to work. You just need to convince people it does and that they need it, so everyone jumps on the train.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

enshittified roko's basilisk

this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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