502
Frenchectomy (lemmy.ml)
all 27 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 year ago

Ah the ol rm -fr / for your throat 👌

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

dont forget --no-preserve-root (to remove the french cache as well)

[-] ultrasquid@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

And also add sudo to the front too!

[-] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago
  • Herobrine removed
[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

That's the sleep apnea surgery? They just cut out your uvula? Yiiiiikes.

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

My dad had this surgery in the late 90s. Hopefully it's better by now because, yeah, yikes is right.

I remember him spraying antiseptic in his mouth for a few weeks after it was over and almost screaming at the pain every time. It must have been a requirement because there's no way anyone would volunteer for that kind of pain.

The real kick in the teeth was that it didn't actually help either.. He still snored like crazy and the restless leg syndrome (although now I think it's called periodic limb movement disorder) was unchanged.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Holy crap that's horrifying. And it didn't work, what the F.

Sorry to hear that.

Oh geez I just looked it up and the recommended surgeries are lasering off your uvula, parts of your tongue or soft palate.

Oh get out of here, those cannot be the healthiest solutions.

[-] Lt_Cdr_Data@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Funnily enough, it's what i have been considering for a month now. I don't wanna snore and I'm ready to call up a doctor over it.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Best o luck. Have you exhausted all nonsurgical options already?

If you're set on surgical, it looks like rather than removing tissue in the hopes of removing obstruction, they can implant pieces of plastic that will encourage the growth of scar tissue that reinforces the structure of the soft palate so that it doesn't collapse and cause snoring.)

I wouldn't start taking things out of my body unless there was no other option.

[-] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haven't snored since I started using CPAP.

[-] fred@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

What is this euphemism treadmill for restless leg syndrome? Who could possibly be offended?? Lol

[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I'd imagine it's a reclassification of symptoms so that treatments can be better targeted.. Not because it hurts someone's feelings.. That's dumb.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

There are a lot of uvular consonants, not just those French "r" sounds. Here's the wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvular_consonant .

Your uvula is that punching bag like thingy in the back of your throat. Sounds made at or near that are called uvular.

Seems odd to me that removing someone's uvula would cure sleep apnea. I would think it would not be so easy. Of course we don't have the whole story here, right?

[-] flicker@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Weird. I can finally weigh in on something.

It's not exceptionally common, but for some individuals the uvula is big enough or shaped well enough, or the throat small enough, or the opening of the throat after the tongue relaxes becomes small enough, that the uvula can lay over it, and contribute to obstructive sleep apnea!

There are likely other factors, but removing the uvula is just one of the many corrective actions available for surgery to improve sleep apnea!

[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's really the only way to be sure, franc-ly.

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Eiffel for it.

[-] jayemar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I'd file this in /c/mildlyinteresting

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

People experiencing Frenchness can finally receive the help they need!

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

That's okay?

It wouldn't be if you spoke French 🤷

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thank fuck the Fr*nch were not effective colonizers.

I'd rather speak the weird amalgamation of 11 different languages, generally known as English.

[-] faceless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait until you learn hebrew, its a combination of around 18 languages:

Biblical hebrew, Almost all variations of Arabiyu (they are different languages, as they areny mutually inteligable), Yiddish, English, Spanish, Russian Polish, Urdu, Italian, Koine Greek, German, Akkadian, Egyptian/Coptic, and probably other ones i dont know

its cause all the aliyah from all over the world

Its called a kóine language

[-] cabillaud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Jiberish@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I guess everything, including life itself, can be surgically removed.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My mother has a pace maker for her tongue against sleep apnea, works like a charm apparently.

this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
502 points (100.0% liked)

shitposting

1626 readers
1 users here now

Rules •1. No Doxxing •2. No TikTok reposts •3. No Harassing •4. Post Gore at your own discretion, Depends if its funny or just gore to be an edgelord.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS