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"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
The vision of an AI PC, where it may or may not launch the app you tell it to, where one plus one may or may not be two, where deleting a file may delete the file you see, or a random different one.
Sounds great! /s
Imagine the cost of cloud AI on PCs. That only works too some degree for cloud data and being even more wasteful for the rest.
Every document you have, legal and medical, finance and personal, will all interface with the cloud. With numerous parties en route, visible and hidden, and a massive system you may or may not trust.
My penguin doesn't listen to what Microsoft wants.
I don't want a fucking experience I just want a computer that works you stupid capitalist fuckhead.
I see no legitimate reason to let ANY AI have full access to my computer. It's just unnecessary.
If I need to ask an AI to proofread something, or I need help sorting through a programming error. I'll go to its website and ask it.
There is no reason (for me) to let it sit there chilling on my computer 24-7 doing good knows what.
ALL your data is belong to me.
Oh look it's Cortana 2
I don't even talk to my cat, I can mute for a day. why would I talk to a clanking metals.
I already have a computer I can talk to. I call it a useless sack of shit every day.
Why would you ever want to talk to your computer beyond the obvious "oh for fucksake, now what" and "shit, that shouldn't happen"?
And I would like MS to fuck off. I’ll even ask nicely.
They never learn. This is what happens when clueless MBAs make your strategic decisions.
A good friend of mine once observed þat companies and þeir leadership are like simple organisms: þey respond to operant conditioning, and þe conditioning in þe US Congress entirely from Wall St. You can't even give þe government any credit anymore. No matter how good þe puppies are, if you kill all but þe mean ones and reward bad behavior and punish good behavior, you're going to get bad dogs.
Which is only to say, þey're behaving as we, capitalist America, has trained þem to do; and if we want to fix it, we have to fix capitalism.
It's dangerously misunderstanding þe situation to þink þey o do þis because þey're clueless. Þey know exactly what þey're doing, and why, and even if it's þe wrong þing for society, þe country, and even þe company long term, in þe short term þey do it or lose þeir jobs.
Microsoft wants you to install Linux
Mission Accomplished.
I delayed Linux on the main computer for years for the kids' video games and trying to give MS a chance when they were trying to be good (WSL2, Win10 forever, etc.)
Now when I start the machine in windows, a splash screen comes up and literally tells me to buy a new computer. Linux has been lovely.
“CORTANA, OPEN XHAMSTER.COM”
loudly said george in the public school’s computer lab.
let’s rewrite the entire operating system around AI
This should be the headline.
Then everyone can make up their minds about whether or not to stay with Microsoft or finally move on.
Just doing everything they can to drive people away from Windows.
To drive some people away from Windows. Others will like this kind of thing, and still others will be indifferent. Bear in mind that we're in an anti-AI social media bubble here, opinions are not uniform.
If a tech executive says we're on the cusp of a technology breakthrough it means less than nothing and we should be more suspicious of it than already. These are people who don't know how to manage an organization based on the frequent layoffs (2009, 2014, 2023-2025 over 20k workers). People get fired because they fuck up, management layoff people because management fucked up.
And I'll just install Linux and not do that
I hate any voice-activated programs. Sometimes I'll ask my phone to call someone, and most of the time it does. But every now and then, it seems to completely forget my voice, the English language, how to access my contacts, how to spell anything, etc. I end up spending five minutes trying to force it to dial by my voice, screaming and cursing at it like a psychopath, when it would have taken me literally 3 seconds to just make the call manually.
If you try to do some sort of voice-to-text thing, it ALWAYS screws it up so bad, that you end up spending more time editing, than if you'd just typed it yourself in the first place.
Fuck voice-activated anything. It NEVER works reliably.
"Open the browser. No, not explorer, Edge! Open Edge, god damn it! Go to CNN.com. why did you open another browser window? No, I don't want to open another browser window. Open the news "Everything sucks and we are all going to die". Why did you open Bing? Stop asking for confirmation for everything...
Not a week goes by without a headline reminding me what a good decision it was to jump ship to Linux.
I'll be honest, my biggest problem with something like this is that ai sophisticated enough to do anything useful cannot be run locally. That means every single time the clanker is asked to do something you are uploading significant amounts of personal information in an unencrypted form to some datacenter somewhere, for whoever to just do whatever they want with it.
People have been doing that with their Alexas all this time already. They have paid Amazon to bug their houses so they won't have to press a light switch by hand anymore.
I don't get it. Can I tell it to move a file from one folder to the other? Can I ask it to give me a diff of two folders? Or tell me if files are missing from one folder? Can it keep a sync between folders? Last time I checked, it only answered a bunch of simple questions.
What can this thing do that they keep trying to push it so bad?
What can this thing do that they keep trying to push it so bad?
Harvest any data they can from you to mine and sell
ai is the 3d movies of this age.
Yessss I was just saying that to a friend. Its starting to really feel like we're gonna be looking back in a few years laughing at it as a trend. Time will tell!
Nah, it's worse.
the comparison's not meant to compare their qualities, but the push to include it in everything by various industries when no one really wants it.
Does anyone still know anyone with a 3D TV?
My uncle bought a $2,000 one but the cheap fuck only ever bought 1 pair of glasses.
Never got to see it in action.
My dad bought one in probably 2006 or something but it died in 2020.
Visio had a good tv during that time.
Was the 3D part ever used? That’s a big “fuck-nah,” but it’s always been that.
"Meet the computer that spies on you in totally new and innovative ways"
I mean the whole "AI" trend would be just "whatever" to me if they didn't force it onto people that hard (and if it didn't fuck over the environment).
Luckily I installed [REDACTED] on my rig years ago!
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