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He's coming for yours (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Wait.

As in... he... owns them?

Because... surely he cannot possess all of them in the sense of ... having them all within in his physical proximity... because... I can see things.

... that or Slonk is essentially the god of light, or just literally is all photons... which are also sentient and sapient to the point of comprehending the concept of ownership.

... or Slonk is a presence who is always physically near me, and... everyone and everything else?

Ow my brain.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

That's the slonk in you working its way out

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

... Ah... huh...

(backs away slowly)

[-] SnekZone 3 points 5 days ago

*slonkly

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

may I have some photons slönk?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

ꛘ𖣠, 𖢑ꚲ ꛕꛅꛈꚳ𖤀, ꘘ𖣠𖦪 𖢧ꛅꛈꕷ ꛃ𖣠ꚶꚳ𖤀 𖣠ꛘꚳꚲ ꛅꛎꕷ𖢧𖤢ꛘ ꚲ𖣠ꚶ𖦪 ꛕ𖣠ꛘꕷꚶ𖢑ꛤ𖢧ꛈ𖣠ꛘ

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Moop moop Slönk

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