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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 137 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

Turns out I’m not remotely funny

Edit:

Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost… you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago

I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed

Turns out I’m not remotely funny

standing ovation

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Can't stand up when remote working

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe you should put on pants.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Way to ruin WFH

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ΰ²₯⁠‿⁠ΰ²₯

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.

[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 5 points 1 week ago

I will have to try this!!

[-] Lommy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.

I refuse to elaborate further.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago
[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You both work at the same Applebees?

[-] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago
[-] godrik@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

"anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 31 points 1 week ago
[-] halvar@lemy.lol 30 points 1 week ago
[-] vatlark@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago
[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 30 points 1 week ago

I just make my boss hate me in teams.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

i can do that without teams. amateur.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Same, I just like that I can do it while he's sitting at home, he keeps saying I need to go the extra mile.

[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 10 points 1 week ago

If I go any more extra miles and I'll be at the door-step of a different company

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago
[-] pet1t@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago
[-] elvith@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago
[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago
[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 4 points 1 week ago

Do you want to get called by HR? Because that's how you get called by HR

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lemmy has an HR department...

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago
[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
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