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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Which god we talking here? Not the muslim or christian ones for sure.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The true American religion. The Church of Capitalism.

[-] hayvan@feddit.nl 39 points 5 days ago

I mean for a religious person everything should be god's plan, right?

[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

No, no, only the good parts.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Not good, just the convenient parts.

[-] Gremour@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

That is logical. Practically, though, this is used for justification of selected events. If a person confronts with something he doesn't like, e. g. bugs in his home, he will actively try to change it.

[-] saimen@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Doesn't mean they have to be passive. They could say God did this to provoke me to do something against this.

I mean it's similar to the question why god allows all this suffering and evil in the world. I think the common answer is to test us and to give us the opportunity to do good or something like that.

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

America has a Christian Nationalist problem.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

America has an individualism problem and well fuck me running if Christians just happen to be the absolute worst when it comes to the rights of others being of no consequence.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

🌎 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Oh I’m aware it always has. I remember learning in grade school, about the Puritans coming to America and being told it was a good thing….

(Spoiler: it wasn’t)

But it’s getting worse every day.

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[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 35 points 5 days ago

TIL one in three Americans suffer severe mental health disorders.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

At least one in three. Theres some in the democratic party and independents as well. Its probably at least half.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 points 5 days ago

Unfun fact! Carter tried to establish community mental health care centers across America, but Reagan immediately undid it.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 5 days ago

Same thing for solar panels. When carter left, he installed the first solar panel on the white house and said 'this will either mark a new beginning or a path untaken'. Reagan took it down.

Now China is kicking everyone's ass in solar panels. And Trump hates renewables so much that he wants to shut down a windfarm in New England that is almost finished, had already cost a lot of money, would employ thousands, and provide a fuckload of cheap electricity to a lot of people.

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[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Pathetic fake fucking Christians

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago

Pathetic fucking Christians is more like it.

Its a fucking death cult.

[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

A blood death cult that got its start with child sacrifices...

But god is good...lol

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Its insane to me that people can't see this. Sure, it has over a thousand years of good PR, but the evil shit isn't hidden. Its all in the bible.

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[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

God's plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Capitalists all raise an eyebrow at the idea of all that free salt.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 days ago

Religion is the most destructive human invention.

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[-] blave@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A third of Americans are delusional

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 26 points 6 days ago

Daily reminfer that 33% of the US is crazy, and the majority hate Trump.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 days ago

Aparently they didnt hate him enough to vote against him.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They did.

The US is not a democracy

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[-] DarkAri 18 points 5 days ago

Imagine how stupid the average person is and now realize that half of them are dumber than that.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

That's a global percentage. I'm pretty sure that the United States is exclusively populated by the lower 15%

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[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Have these people read the part in the Bible that talks about the Antichrist??

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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago

well, duh?

if you believe in God and you believe God has a plan, then this is part of that plan

how many Christians don't believe God has a plan?

it was God's plan for Charlie Kirkkk to die publicly. it was God's plan for all those school children to die. it is God's plan to abuse and murder non-whites in the US. it is God's plan to have the wealthy and powerful abuse young women and for the masses to protect them

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[-] abbiistabbii 8 points 5 days ago

So...God wants to punish America?

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

finally a rational decision

[-] knekko@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

It's part of a concept of a plan. Great flood, plagues of Egypt, ...

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Religion should be added to the DSM as a dangerous disorder.

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Unironically, those people shouldn’t get to vote. If it’s all a part of gods plan then they should let Jesus take the wheel with the votes too.

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[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago

Isn’t everything that happens a part of God’s plan? I do not understand the thought process of most Christians.

[-] potoo22@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Everything they agree with is part of God's plan. Everything they don't is the work of the devil. When you can control what is "seen" as God's plan, you can control the population. And anyone who disagrees is under the influence of the devil and an enemy. Basic cult mentality.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 29 points 6 days ago

"It's God's plan" is the phrase people use to comfort themselves when disasters happen, so I guess that tracks regarding Trump’s rule.

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[-] devolution@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Not sure what's worse. The article or the AI generated nightmare fuel picture.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 19 points 5 days ago

I believe this actually happened...

Supporters lay their hands on President Donald Trump as they pray for him at the conclusion of a news conference in February 2020 (Getty Images)

[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

What if it's a punishment from God for doing evil crap like supporting genocide?

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago

So is cancer, pedophilia, child starvation and the actual literal devil. What's their point?

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[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Bioshock Infinite is a documentary.

Seriously, American style Christianity is just as awful as DAESH.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There is no god,( a fact even more than a 3rd of americans would disagree with) but if the magic man would exist and after all this time decided to finally do some good, placing this clown at the head of the most destructive country on the planet would be a good move.

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[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago
[-] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 5 days ago

Given that only 25% of US citizens accept evolution theory as truth, I'm not surprised.

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[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Fuck that asshole god

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Their god wants to destroy the US?

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