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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago

America has a Christian Nationalist problem.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 weeks ago

America has an individualism problem and well fuck me running if Christians just happen to be the absolute worst when it comes to the rights of others being of no consequence.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

🌎 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Oh I’m aware it always has. I remember learning in grade school, about the Puritans coming to America and being told it was a good thing….

(Spoiler: it wasn’t)

But it’s getting worse every day.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Puritans coming to America and being told it was a good thing….

I mean, there's a world in which protestant refugees of the Thirty Years War don't just show up and start slaughtering native peoples.

In fact, quite a few early settler colonies ended up "Going Native" and integrating with local tribes, rather than clinging to European identity and loyalty.

But the promise of a New World Gold Rush invited all the wrong kinds of migrants. Add in the Transatlantic slave trade, and you had a thoughtfully toxic stew of feudal politics layered atop capitalist expansion.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 54 points 4 weeks ago

Religion is the most destructive human invention.

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[-] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago

They wouldn't know "gods plan" if it smacked them in the ass. They're literally worshipping the closest analogue to the Antichrist. These people are violently clueless.

[-] tburkhol@lemmy.world 42 points 4 weeks ago

"God's plan" is literally whatever is happening right now. Got in a car crash? God's plan. Narrowly missed a car crash? God's plan. Cat wakes you at 6am for breakfast? God's plan. This whole comment? God's plan.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

His plan sucks because he made Pedos billionaires. Wait, god might he a pedo. It's his plan afterall. Always watching you like a creep. Dude fits pedo logic 100%. Worshiping pedos, sounds on track for religious nutts.

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[-] hayvan@feddit.nl 39 points 3 weeks ago

I mean for a religious person everything should be god's plan, right?

[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

No, no, only the good parts.

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[-] Gremour@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

That is logical. Practically, though, this is used for justification of selected events. If a person confronts with something he doesn't like, e. g. bugs in his home, he will actively try to change it.

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[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 36 points 4 weeks ago

TIL one in three Americans suffer severe mental health disorders.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Unfun fact! Carter tried to establish community mental health care centers across America, but Reagan immediately undid it.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

Same thing for solar panels. When carter left, he installed the first solar panel on the white house and said 'this will either mark a new beginning or a path untaken'. Reagan took it down.

Now China is kicking everyone's ass in solar panels. And Trump hates renewables so much that he wants to shut down a windfarm in New England that is almost finished, had already cost a lot of money, would employ thousands, and provide a fuckload of cheap electricity to a lot of people.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 29 points 4 weeks ago

"It's God's plan" is the phrase people use to comfort themselves when disasters happen, so I guess that tracks regarding Trump’s rule.

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[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 26 points 4 weeks ago

Daily reminfer that 33% of the US is crazy, and the majority hate Trump.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 weeks ago

Aparently they didnt hate him enough to vote against him.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

They did.

The US is not a democracy

[-] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

The winning candidate in the 2024 election was "none"

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Aaaaaaand this sort of shit is why I’ve resigned myself to the fact that we’re not recovering from this, and that I need to get the fuck out.

[-] Mjpasta710@midwest.social 7 points 4 weeks ago

Don’t have a specific place nailed down yet, but somewhere in the EU most likely, or Japan (I speak the language a bit)

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[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 weeks ago

Isn’t everything that happens a part of God’s plan? I do not understand the thought process of most Christians.

[-] potoo22@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Everything they agree with is part of God's plan. Everything they don't is the work of the devil. When you can control what is "seen" as God's plan, you can control the population. And anyone who disagrees is under the influence of the devil and an enemy. Basic cult mentality.

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[-] DarkAri 18 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine how stupid the average person is and now realize that half of them are dumber than that.

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[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Religion should be added to the DSM as a dangerous disorder.

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[-] blave@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A third of Americans are delusional

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

well, duh?

if you believe in God and you believe God has a plan, then this is part of that plan

how many Christians don't believe God has a plan?

it was God's plan for Charlie Kirkkk to die publicly. it was God's plan for all those school children to die. it is God's plan to abuse and murder non-whites in the US. it is God's plan to have the wealthy and powerful abuse young women and for the masses to protect them

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[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago

So is cancer, pedophilia, child starvation and the actual literal devil. What's their point?

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[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Pathetic fake fucking Christians

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

Pathetic fucking Christians is more like it.

Its a fucking death cult.

[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

A blood death cult that got its start with child sacrifices...

But god is good...lol

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[-] chunes@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

21% of U.S. adults are fully illiterate. Another 33% can't read better than an elementary school student.

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[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

God's plan also includes deadly plagues, global floods, and turning people into pillars of salt.

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[-] devolution@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Not sure what's worse. The article or the AI generated nightmare fuel picture.

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 19 points 4 weeks ago

I believe this actually happened...

Supporters lay their hands on President Donald Trump as they pray for him at the conclusion of a news conference in February 2020 (Getty Images)

[-] knekko@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's part of a concept of a plan. Great flood, plagues of Egypt, ...

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Have these people read the part in the Bible that talks about the Antichrist??

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[-] abbiistabbii 8 points 3 weeks ago

So...God wants to punish America?

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically, those people shouldn’t get to vote. If it’s all a part of gods plan then they should let Jesus take the wheel with the votes too.

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[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

That's because a third of Americans believe everything that happens is part of God's plan because he controls everything good and bad.

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[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

What if it's a punishment from God for doing evil crap like supporting genocide?

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 weeks ago

The more I see shit like this, the more I ask myself, why are we trying to save this?

  • Our legal system has been broken since it's creation.
  • Our representation has never represented us.
  • Peace is an imaginary thing, at best.
  • Calling any country our allies, is a joke.

So what is the point of all this shit?

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[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I want out of here. Trump has never been to church, and when asked, couldn't name his favorite Bible verse. He is and has always been a narcissistic fraud. I wish I could leave this country.

See everyone one at the protest on the 18th.

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[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

In case you're talking to a Christian, most believe that everything is a part of God's plan, even the things they don't like.

It's honestly more interesting that this doesn't match up with the "do you identify as a Christian" stats. It would imply that there are a significant percentage of Christians who think that Trump is outside of God's plan. Maybe God didn't have Trump in his bingo card?

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago
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