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[-] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 year ago

Crazy to think that he could have decided to stop school shootings this whole time and only decided to do it now. ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 year ago

It just wasn't the right time. Now we've had enogih of them and he righfully decided it's time to end school shootings.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 77 points 1 year ago

Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago

Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

The school shooting to end all school shootings

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."

That was my first thought too

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

one last hurrah

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

He's finally had enough. It's time.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.

[-] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Hard to say which has done more damage, really

You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake

[-] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"

[-] Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

[-] The_Wolf_of_Walmart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow, hot take.

[-] kryostar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago
[-] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!

[-] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well there goes tomorrow's plans...

[-] Sho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?

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