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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ok but,

Cows don't require bees. The food that cows eat (wheat, grass, soy) either pollinates by wind or spreads by root. Soybean benefits, but doesn't rely on, insect pollination. Alfalfa is pollinated by bees, as are most forms of clover.

Cocoa trees are pollinated by midges, not bees. And the rest of the shake comes from the above mentioned cows.

Lettuce also self-pollinates, though again insects help. Commercially, they're not really used.

Tomatoes are commercially pollinated by shaking them, because commercial tomatoes are optimized for making food and are pretty shit at being plants.

Potatoes are basically the only major ingredient that is pollinated by bees. But that's basically never used by anyone growing potatoes, since potatoes also spread asexually by tubers.

Stuff in this pic that IS pollinated by bees: the sugar beets that are potentially in everything (edit: nope, that's wrong) but not the corn you can also use for sugar. Cucumber for the pickles. Some oil plants to fry in. Coconut or almond if you don't want cow milk. Sesame seeds on the bun.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Cocoa trees are pollinated by midges

Misread that as midgets just then...

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Oompa loompa do ba dee doo

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Sugar beet seeds are produced via wind pollination in dedicated very compact setups. They plant strips of male and female plants with controlled distances.
As far as I can tell no pollinators are involved anywhere in the sugar beet industry.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Huh I remembered wrong. Thanks for the correction

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

You should read up on the concept of the eco-system. The point is that pollination is crucial to it, not that cows require pollination.

I guess they should have added some magic marker notes as well for the slowest kids.

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My dude, they literally explained that the food cows eat is largely pollinated by wind.

The crucial nuance here is that they aren't advocating against bees, they're advocating against misinformation. Misinformation is the tool of corrupt miscreants; it cannot be used for a good cause.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I guess they should have added some magic marker notes as well for the slowest kids.

Hey, fuck you too.

Wow, did that make my post any better like it did for you?

[-] jonman364@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

That's a little rude. They just said they needed some magic marker notes to help them understand.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, I chuckled at that.

[-] prole 3 points 2 months ago

This comment would make more sense if each of those individual things you explained were isolated and in a vacuum. But they're not. They are all intricately intertwined.

[-] Havoc8154@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Your comment would make more sense if we weren't talking about industrial monoculture crop production. Honeybees are certainly important in a broad sense (though not to any ecosystems in the US, they are not a native species after all), but they are not involved in the production of these ingredients, and the original image is wildly misleading (though obviously made with good intentions).

[-] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Nothing on the OP is talking about honey bees. There are many species of bees. I'm a big fan of mason bees; they pollinate like 20 times more than a honeybee, iirc.

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Then just say the world has ended and remove the burger.

[-] prole 1 points 2 months ago
[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago

The kinds of bees in the US are not native to the US. Plants were pollinated in the US long before Africanized or European honey bees were brought over.

Bigger problem is that we're killing generalized insect populations, so the quantity of insects is on a decline.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That doesn’t make premise of the original statement untrue. It’s pretty irrelevant that honeybees aren’t native because their mass pollination does make our food production work the way it does and there’s no way natives can do the job. You might as well just as effectively point out less humans would be better so we don’t need as many crops produced. You might be right, but you’re yelling at clouds.

As far as killing off too many insects in general is concerned, fuck yes that’s a problem. Our worries revolve around crops, but there’s a shitload of nature that still depends on natural pollinators and other insects to do all kinds of jobs. We kill them off and we’re screwed.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago

and there’s no way natives can do the job.

I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm curious if you have relevant peer reviewed information to back that statement up.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Nope. There are multiple papers citing native pollinators as “gap fillers” for crop pollination, but none suggesting they can take over completely. On top of that, honey bees can be managed like livestock and hives can be moved en masse to where pollination is needed, something that cannot be done with natives.

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair, the crops didn't exist when the native pollinators were alpha, so the argument is semi-irrelevant. Again, the bigger problem is just that insect populations are failing. The focus should be fixing that, with that comes the bees. Although, that means fixing climate change. Soooo....

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair? You can’t just say that and remove the point of the discussion - the pollination of modern agricultural methods - and then say it’s Irrelevant. What kind of argument is that?

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

Actually, it's not unlikely that everything would be gone, as the human species would be gone, or in extreme trouble.

[-] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I'm so glad that we have bees to pollinate the straw fields.

Also, if wheat can grow without pollination, we would still be able to feed cows.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

So, I'm not saying this is absolutely incorrect, the point is that our food production is heavily reliant on bees which I'm fully in agreement with, but I'm a bit at a loss at how inaccurate this photo is.

The good news is, I was expecting a thread full of comments falling for this misinformation hook line and sinker, but I'm seeing some push back on the specifics, which gives me hope.

No, I don't hate bees or hope they go extinct, but I grew up in a rural farming area of the USA and currently live in a rural farming area of the USA, so I'm aware that not everything that's missing on the left is entirely dependent on bees.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

I actually heard today on a Climate Town video that clover helps grass to grow and it's the absence of it from lawns because of weed killers designed to kill it, that we need fertilizers designed to do the same nitrogen fixing that the clover would have done to keep the grass alive. I wonder if it could be argued that the clover needs the bees and the grass needs the clover and the cows need the grass.

[-] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

What happened to the plastic straw?

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

It was used to kill the bees.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Neither meal looks particularly appealing. Those have to be the most anaemic fries I've ever seen, even by the standards of American fast food.

[-] jonman364@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
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