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[-] kittehx 178 points 3 weeks ago

Wish granted: the same electron is added to all atoms in the universe.

This one single electron is created in a quantum state described by a wave function that is uniformly distributed over every atom in the universe. This wave function collapses nearly instantaneously to a single position, and the end result is that one random atom in the entire universe gains one electron.

Nothing of interest happens.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 3 weeks ago

Considering how intentionally malecious the side effects of typical genie-wishes tend to be, the extra electron probably comes to rest in the wishers hypophysis and causes a free radical that leads to a rare sort of cancer that prevents the wisher from falling asleep ever again, so he dies in madness scratching out his own eyes.
0r something similar along that line.

[-] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago

0r something similar along that line.

I'm really bothered by that zero 0 instead of an o O.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Oh, you are right...
Sorry, handwriting recognition sometimes has its own mind.
And this error must have slipt my prove reading as it is just too well camouflaged...

[-] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 4 points 3 weeks ago

Using a drawing pad for typing, and spelling the word “slipt” !?! could a prophet truly be among us???

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No, just using the standard Gboard on Android. It has build-in handwriting recognition which for some reasons I like better than the standard virtual keyboard.

And regarding the remaining typing errors: just take them as an indication that I'm very likely not an AI ;-)

The "slipt" was probably caused by a false-friends-like scenario based on the translated word in my mother tongue: "entschlüpft".
Notice the added "t" at the end that denotes the past tense.

[-] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

Today I learned: that there is a more exciting word than (false) “cognate” to describe an appearance of similar words between languages that may (or may not) have similar meaning as each other. Danke, meine “false-friend” 8)

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

its like the wishmaster GENIE(djinn) which is really demons, since demons also grant wishes. he gives wishes but the wishes always have unintentional consequences if your not very specific. I think Xfiles there was a genie episode, where mulder was able to grant a "true wish" that end up negating everything(the bad wishes). or like shikon jewel which doesnt really grant a true wish to a person.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Coincidently I watched the X-Files episode a few weeks back.
I loved it!
It is one of their more dark comedy ones with some philosophical topics.
No "true wish" at the end, as far I remember, but a nice twist and imo quite satisfying ending.

[-] sem 15 points 3 weeks ago

Can the wish include a --dry-run option before going for it fully?

[-] Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the Chris and Jack sketch currently listed above somewhere in this thread on my client.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

So that's how matter won over antimatter.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago

Classic case of "history is written by the victors". You only call it antimatter because it lost, if it won, you'd call it matter.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 3 weeks ago

boooring now do the apocalypse

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 weeks ago

ls this some kind of problem at all?
I mean, it is not wishing to add an electron to each atom in the Universe...

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

To the set of all atoms in the universe, add one single, extra electron. Easy peasy:-).

[-] Butterbee@beehaw.org 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't get the difference

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

See e.g. here.

The relevant part:

The second difference between each, every, and all impacts how the objects of a sentence are distributed among the members of the group. Look at this:

Each child wore a hat. → one hat per child

Every child wore a hat. → one hat per child

All the children wore a hat. → the children shared one hat

So the wish would add one additional electron to the entire universe.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ooh thank you!

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This reminds me of the sketch from Chris and Jack, where one person tries to outsmart a genie with the perfect wish and almost succeeds, but ultimately fails.

[-] pugnaciousfarter@literature.cafe 8 points 3 weeks ago

Chris n Jack are hilarious!

Fun fact : Jack is Jack de sena - Voice actor of sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender.

They have cameos from other voice actors from the show as well in their skits.

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

my wish is to change the mass of the proton.

[-] nomecks@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] nomecks@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 weeks ago

*1.5 Billion TeV

[-] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a case for xkcd's what if

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I asked ChatGPT what would happen. Here you go:

If every atom in the universe suddenly gained one extra electron, the result would be instant, universe-ending chaos — in less than a nanosecond. Here’s why:

1. Universal Negative Charge Imbalance

Right now, matter is electrically neutral — the positive charges in nuclei balance the negative charges of electrons. Adding one electron to every atom makes every single atom negatively charged. The universe instantly becomes dominated by repulsive electrostatic forces.

Coulomb’s law tells us electric forces are ~10³⁶ times stronger than gravity. That means: • Atoms would violently repel each other. • Molecules couldn’t hold together. • Planets, stars, and galaxies — all held together by gravity — would be ripped apart by overwhelming electrostatic repulsion.

Within moments, all normal matter disintegrates into a plasma of electrons and nuclei being hurled away from each other.

2. Collapse of Atomic and Molecular Structure

Each atom now has one more electron than its nucleus can bind: • The extra electron would either occupy a weakly bound outer orbital or be completely unbound. • Chemical bonds depend on balanced electron sharing — those would fail instantly. • Solids, liquids, and gases all cease to exist in recognizable form.

Essentially, chemistry ends. There’s no more “matter” in the familiar sense — just a roiling cloud of charged particles.

3. Energy Release on an Unimaginable Scale

The addition of an electron to every atom requires — or releases — colossal energy, depending on the element and context: • Ionization energies and electron affinities differ between atoms. • You’re effectively forcing a global-scale electron capture reaction.

But the real kicker is that the sudden Coulomb repulsion between everything would dwarf any nuclear explosion imaginable. The entire universe’s matter would “explode” outward — far beyond the speed of galactic escape velocities — powered by the electrostatic potential energy now released.

4. No Stable Matter, No Light, No Universe

With matter annihilated into a universal electron-ion plasma: • Photons would scatter off free charges (via Thomson scattering). • The universe would become completely opaque. • Eventually, as it expands and cools, you might end up with diffuse clouds of charged particles, but never stable atoms again.

You’d basically reset the universe to something like an ultra-energetic pre-recombination plasma — except with the wrong charge balance and no chance of re-neutralizing.

In short:

Adding one extra electron to every atom would: • Destroy all atomic and molecular structure. • Overwhelm gravity entirely. • Convert the universe into a high-energy, negatively charged plasma. • Likely erase all physical structures — stars, planets, life, everything — in an instant.

It’s not a slow catastrophe; it’s an immediate, total one.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe that's what happened with the big bang. Some ent just randomly wished the protons and neutrons liked each other and electrons have to just dance around them instead of the stable atomic pudding as observed and proven by J.J Thomson which made sure the world was flat and unchanging, moving only on the whims of the Great A'tuin.

We now have this mess where things are spinning and rolling around. Absolute nonsense I tell you. It's all chaotic and unbalanced. I wouldn't be surprised if suddenly everything popped or ripped apart.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The real question isn't if the universe ends...

It's if the genie magic expands outward from the source at the speed of light, or if it's instantaneous everywhere, which would allow information to be transmitted faster than the speed of light, allowing for violations of causality, and destroying our fundamental understanding of the universe before we all died.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Not if the universe is inside the genie.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

It's genies all the way down.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

It's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fun to think about taking a speed of light ride.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Turns out, there's a rule against exterminating all life in the universe with a wish, but the genie doesn't know what an electron is or what adding one to every atom will do, so you've found yourself a loophole.

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a physicist, not a genie, and I have no fucking clue what adding an electron to every atom would do. I can't even begin to fathom the question.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Whatever it is that happens, it would be pretty violent.
"What If" had a slightly different, more localized but more concentrated premise it covered once:
Electron Moon

Quote:
"This is, by far, the most destructive What-If scenario to date."

just choose an electron somewhere random in the universe, and declare said electron to be the legal property of every atom in the universe. problem solved

[-] Tilgare@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I think in this way, one universe was obliterated and ours was created at the big bang.

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams

[-] ragas@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

So basically the simulation argument where the guys running the simulation are watching us.

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Potentially. Douglas Adam's imagined a lot of weird shit, and was also good at combining words in ways that drove imagination in the readers even if he didn't have any specific thing in mind when written.

His words here could be taken to mean "God" didn't want to be known/understood, like the Tower of Babel.

Unrelated to the previous, the Elder Scrolls mythos contains a sort of transcendence concept called CHIM, which involves coming to fully understand reality and the person's relationship to it. Since that reality is, according to at least some, a dream, that means accepting that you are just a part of a dream. Managing to fundamentally internalize that without winking out of existence is apparently extraordinarily difficult. All that to say, perhaps a similar mechanic could drive the "dream" to reset itself, or start anew.

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