You know, I’ve spent a long time bemoaning my asexuality and sex-repulsedness, what I’d be missing out on that I can’t bring myself to do.
Then I realized that this experience is completely out of the cards for me, and cannot happen.
I think I’m at peace with myself and the world now.
Here's another one that might help you out:
Warning ⚠️ ⚠️⚠️: fucking disturbing, full dead dove situation here.
Back in the wild west days of the internets, a friend of mine discovered a forum for sounding. He decided he wanted to try it, and read some of the threads on the forum. What he neglected to do was to read any of the threads about beginners and safety. He just read a few things about what people were into, and then hopped directly online and ordered some stuff. remember, wild west of the internet era here. So, fast forward a while and he gets the packages delivered. He goes to his bedroom and he tries it out.
He decided to start with a very small/thin rod, as he assumed that was best. What he got was a hard metal rod with no rounded tip and a little control box for electrical stimulation. He does what he does, and then turns on the electrics. At first, he's enjoying it. Then he cranks that bitch up to 11, because he's a teenaged idiot. He immediately spasms, jerking forward, and the sounding rod pokes/pierces him inside. He says it pierces his prostate, but when I googled it it seems more likely it was his urethral wall. Either way. He is now punctured, being zapped on his insides, naked, with an erection, and has fallen onto his bedroom floor. He is obviously making quite a bit of noise.
His mother bursts in the room in a panic, and sees her son laying on the floor, with an erection, and wires coming out of his dick, in obvious pain. This is the part of the story I should probably mention that his mom is one of those Uber Christian black church ladies. You know the easter hat church ladies? That's a normal Sunday for her. Every week, twice a week, she is at church in her finest finery.
But, in the moment, she's in mom mode, and only wants to help her baby. So she grabs hold of the wires that are attacking her child's innards, and forcibly yoinks them out of her son.
At which point he ejaculates. In front of his mother. And then drives him to the hospital.
I only found out about this story 10 years or so after it happened, many, many after we had moved away from each other. I've had dinner with his mom. I've slept over at their house, and he at mine. I cannot imagine the all out lecture he got once she found out he wasn't going to die. OMG
a friend of mine
So does your dick work nowadays or not?
I swear to God this wasn't me. I'm not shy about sharing my fucked up sex stories. Lol. I'll gladly regale you with the time I first bottomed, or when I nearly went to ER because of those damn metal balls lol
I believe you, just reminded me of a SWIM says
Not familiar with what a SWIM says is?
Self, he explicitly warned you. And you took his advice for like five minutes and didn't read it.
Goddammit, Tanis.
I did explicitly warn you. I'm very sorry you failed to heed the warning lol
I heeded it for three hundred--count'em--three hundred seconds, thank you very much.
Then I just had to make sure the dick tazer tasted like pain, I guess.
I mean, honestly? Good job. Lol. I never heed the warnings at all. I regret it sometimes, most of the time I can just brush it off. The only one to ever truly hurt me, though, was that damn my little pony thing on reddit, and a similar one with a shoe box
Y'all, you dont need to zap your dick. Sounding already feels good enough.
... just be careful.
I've genuinely never tried it. I've heard good things, but even before my buddy told me that story I worried about, like, infection. Is it good enough to do the research to do it safely? Lol
I've been sounding for 20 years, and uhh, to put it lightly I have been very lazy about general cleanliness and whatnot. Never had a single UTI. Its pretty hard to get a UTI as a guy.
In the context of the internet wild west days, this is very tame.
Miss those days before the normies took over.
What the fuck
Here friend.
If you were actually asexual I doubt you'd be moaning.
I got sixty-nine upvotes right now.
It is possible to have enough brains to know not to do this, even with sexual desires
"Men have a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams
At least in my youth, that was extremely true.
Yeah. I barely have enough blood to run either these days.
so the ratio is still the same?
Negative, I have sexual desires and no brains. Cant argue with them facts. :(
If you're looking for more justification, then you've got online access to unlimited information about unusual sexual practices, injuries and experiences gone wrong. Depends on how deep you want to dive into this......but there's a lot out there if you need more material to make yourself feel better.
Also, I didn't know asexuals bemoaned their asexuality. Sucks to have a sexual preference that doesnt align with what you want to be.
I mean, I'm sitting here, not really having sex, when about 30% of all popular music is about the horizontal monster mash. So many television plots are born of “I need to have sex with this person badly but it will destroy my marriage.” The sheer amount of porn on the internet, and how it’s the number one consumed genre of entertainment and it’s not even close.
All this taken together, it’s enough to bemoan the fact that I’m disgusted even by the thought of it, and millions of other people have made art about it for billions to consume. What the hell am I missing, that it’s this popular?
This is, at some point, something most sex-repulsed people have to work through.
🎶 If you like then you should've put an easily removable ring on it 🎶
Buy rings that have at least two, preferably three break points. Love titanium, have had to break it off a finger (thankfully nut free)after a motorcycle accident, glad I sprung for the option with three break points.
Silicon dick rings works just fine let me tell you.
Oof, I wear one on my finger. Never thought of this... Though, fingers don't swell up as much as what they are referring to lol.
I wear a tungsten ring, which is nigh indestructible. Once I got stung by a wasp between my fingers. I instinctively took the ring off immediately. A few seconds later my fingers swelled like crazy. I think I might've lost the finger if I didn't take the ring off in time.
Tungsten is brittle though, so at least it can be removed fairly easily. Locking pliers if you want to do it reasonably safely.
Until you accidentally smash it with a hammer
More than just the tip. The whole package goes in there ... the beans and the frank.
Yeeeaaaaa don't like that. Thankfully I've never been on that kind of call, I would not want to be the guy operating that saw
The last time I saw this in the ER as a medical student I had to teach the fireman how to cut with the diamond dremel correctly. I never really expected my metalworking and blacksmithing hobby to be particularly useful in emergency medicine.
It did take 3 hours to get the damn thing off because we had to make 2 cuts to get it open.
Do they mean tungsten? Because titanium is a relatively soft metal, with the alloys used for jewelry being like 20-40 on the Rockwell C scale.
Mild steel is about in the same range.
And other titanium alloys used in tooling or knives can be harder than W2 tool steel. IIRC nickel is a common metal it's alloyed with and nickel is a bitch.
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