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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago

I'll take "pranks I'd pull if I had a teleporter" for 500, Alex.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 79 points 5 days ago

I'd like to see this done on a candid camera, punkd, etc type show. Build a set with some magician level gimmick and have someone do something game-y, then log out. The look on the faces of the people as their brains melted out their ears would be hilarious.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 114 points 5 days ago

This is the lesser shown part of the holodeck program.

We know they experience this because Moriarty learned to summon the arch.

[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 60 points 5 days ago

It's been a while since I saw the ep, but wasn't Moriarty stuck on because the computer was asked to create an opponent that could beat Data and it got caught in a weird loop? I'm pretty sure Moriarty was a major exception in some way, none of the other constructs are self aware and all get turned off with the program

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

That one lounge singer in DS9 stayed on too

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Did he actually stay on like Moriarty? IIRC, Moriarty became self-aware/sentient and the crew was ethically bound to keep him running. With Vic Fontaine, I think it was more a case of “saving the game” so he could continue friendships when he was activated again.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Yes, Vic Fontaine was a regular occurrence. He was not your typical program either, but because of that they let his program run all the time.

[-] Dhs92@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

Not all the time. There's an episode where Vic mentions the longest he's ever been on has been 7-9 hours

spoilerWhen Nog had his leg replaced and suffered from PTSD

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Huh......I had no idea this comic was a reference to a tv show. I just thought everyone else ALSO wanted to leave, because, well.....have you SEEN reality lately? I am not a fan. I can fully relate with wanting to log out of this timeline. How much worse can another reality possibly be? I feel like rolling the dice on a different timeline doesn't have much risk. Worst case scenario you an equally bad reality. We're already at bedrock.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

I don’t think it is, it’s just a “Simpsons did it” moment where trek has explored a ton of sci-fi ideas over the decades.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 84 points 5 days ago

Considering gaming experiences are usually more enjoyable than real life, I’d like to ask what’s outside like before logging out.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 87 points 5 days ago

They're more enjoyable for the player. It usually sucks big time to be an NPC in a game

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 5 days ago

I dunno man, I think I'd enjoy being an NPC in some of the sim/builders I play. I enjoy it when my loyal subjects are happy.

On the other hand, if they're not happy I usually decide to give them something to be not happy about.

You know what, forget the whole NPC thing. Players are voletile gods.

[-] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 2 points 3 days ago

I’d hate being an NPC in the games I play. Especially since fiery deaths are often a loophole to the “no killing NPCs” rule.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I am a benevolent but incompetent ruler. My NPCs would be happy right up until they all died because I put off some boring upgrade/maintenance task and the colony exploded.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Sometimes I feel like an Adventures of Link NPC.

I am error.

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[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

Sorry but you NPCs aren't supposed to know that information... It causes issues...

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 18 points 5 days ago

“It doesn’t look like anything to me.”

[-] Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Great day for fishin, aint it

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 7 points 5 days ago

I want to achieve Chim

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[-] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Like Bo Burnham sang once From God's Perspective, we may be "just a bad game of Sims".

[-] Ignot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Are you questioning the nature of your reality?

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[-] aeternum 46 points 5 days ago

I see they also use VIM for their reality too.

[-] ragas@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 days ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

COLON Q! COLON QUEUE! COLON KYU! COLON EXCLAMARION KYU! IT'S NOT WORKIIIIIIIIIING!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago
[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Get a load of this guy with a life he might want to come back to. Even at my best moments I’d maybe git stash.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 5 days ago

Wait, where did ragas go? What's happening here?!!!

[-] deleteme@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Because they can’t quit it?

[-] aeternum 6 points 5 days ago
[-] a14o@feddit.org 64 points 5 days ago
[-] Davel23@fedia.io 29 points 5 days ago

Oh god, we're living in vi. That explains so much.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Con Troll Ex, Control Sea."

[-] Enekk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Colon W Q!"

:x! Is the way

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[-] Caveman@piefed.social 51 points 5 days ago

This is terrifying.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Strange that Star Trek never did that scenario - it is pure Pirandello existential horror.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 32 points 5 days ago

They kind of did, in TNG. "Ship in a Bottle".

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 12 points 5 days ago

TNG. “Ship in a Bottle”.

Season 6 Episode 12

For those of us who are going to go and watch this right now.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

man, i forgot about that episode. shame on me. Grand TNG rewatch is overdue!

[-] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

This one of my favorite TNG episodes.

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[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 7 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of Code Lyoko.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Now I want to see this as an actual magic trick.

[-] ericheese@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 days ago
[-] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Imagine arguing with someone and they suddenly shout "Computer, quicksave!"

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