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Okay now what if I show you this image and tell you it's an actual conversation between me and my brother? (lemmy.world)
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[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Baths are fucking awesome though.

The only 3 arguments I've ever heard otherwise are:

  • Baths are for girls and gays

Already a nonstarter if I don't care about fitting into your fragile idea of masculinity

  • You just can't get clean sitting in a tub of dirty water

You're supposed to shower first. Baths are about relaxation, not cleanliness.

  • They're a huge waste of water

This is a fair and valid argument, but if you limit it to be a special treat once in a while, then it's really not that bad

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago

Not really an argument against baths, but most of the bathtubs I've had as an adult were too small for me to comfortably bathe in.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

That would only mean you should bathe more (in the sense of "amount of bath per bath"), not less.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

That sounds more like the intended use of a hot tub.

[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, pretty much, but not quite as hot so you can sit in it longer, and it's not a social activity which is nice if you fall on the introvert side of things.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Our household of three uses so little water we are almost always charged the minimum amount and that's after my penchant for baths.

I love baths. I love bubble bath.

Cat also loves baths. Cat is dangerous. It adds to the ambiance of the bathing experience.

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

You're going to lose your mind once you discover hot tubs.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I always thought the idea was to shower after the bath. I don't like them either way but that is a personal decision and I do not have any real arguments against them.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 5 points 1 day ago

as a person who owns a bathtub, showers are better

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Depending on his skill level, he might be a master bather

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

but he was calling me a bather not the opposite

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

In my family of origin, "bath" was somehow a general term that included taking a shower as one possible interpretation/implementation.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Did you also say "I go to the bathroom" instead of "to the toilet"?

[-] devdoggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I do. Absolutely. Saying that one has to go to a room always sounds better than saying that one, "has to use the toilet."

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was half joking. I think in most parts of the anglosphere it is common to go to the bathroom or restroom. I live outside the anglosphere where we are honest enough to call a thing by its real name.

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"Real name" is kind of a funny concept in this scenario

[-] devdoggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well, that's cool ( or, rizz? I'm not sure what the kids are saying).

Where do you live? Just asking b/c I don't want to live here any longer.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

This departed (or "abgefahren") here in Germany. If you're willing to adjust to that word and be honest about going to the toilet and you're neither from a Muslim country nor from Africa, you are very welcomed here!

[-] devdoggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hahaha! While I'm neither from a Muslim nor African nation, I don't think I would prefer Germany. But thank you!! I would like to visit Germany at some point!

[-] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

When I was a kid my family had a book of classical art, in it was a series of paintings featuring nudes with titles like “sleeping bather on a rock” and for the longest time I thought bather (rhymes with gather) was some fancy pants art word for nude.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

I take off my clothes when I bathe so that checks out.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Bro is a conversationer

[-] sepi@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Ok?

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

which is which ? is the author/narrator on stage left or stage right ?

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah my brother is the one who said "bro is a bather"

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Extra points if he said it "bath-r" with a short a.

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

well he gets the extra points

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