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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[-] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

I'd encourage him to watch the 1983 classic War Games. He could just not play this game. Find a hobby.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Fuck off and leave us alone.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

I think he did

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Make my asshole pinker

[-] zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Maybe just stick to plants?

[-] lukaro@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I would like intentional ignorance to be painful. Or karma to be instant.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I think the biggest thing would be to allow learning to not be lost between generations. Humans make the same mistakes, have the same weaknesses, are exploitable in the same way all throughout history. It's a tragedy of the human condition.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Might rethink intelligence. Clearly still in the beta phase.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

The ability to instantly explode at will

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

Don't make anything capable of being more intelligent than a cat. They seem pretty content and aside from the... bird genocide... they aren't fucking the world up in an endless pursuit of greed.

So yeah, no smarter than cats and no desire for bird genocide.

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Cats are only committing bird genocide because humans introduced them to countries where the birds can't fight back.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

adamantine skeletons

[-] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

DO. NOT. TEST. INTELLIGENCE BUILDS.
Stick to claws, fangs, venom, etc.

[-] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

I don't think there's anything wrong with a species having intelligence necessarily, it's more that we tend to default to greed and fuckery and irrational nonsense that's the problem IMO. If we were an intelligent species that actually respected the Earth and our fellow living things, it could actually be quite nice here I think.

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Smite all the legislators who voted for the Taft-Hartley act (prior to them voting).

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I want god to kill him/her/them selves

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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