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submitted 1 day ago by bruhbeans@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'm thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun

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[-] plyth@feddit.org 8 points 5 hours ago

Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

if he and your sister^[i guess i can confidently assume your sibling's gender here] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren't, then nothing.

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Fridge magnet

[-] sirboozebum@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn't just like this?

[-] calidris@lemmy.ml 7 points 17 hours ago
[-] Tramort@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago

This, except I wouldn't leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.

[-] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Unironically I wish those of us who haven't socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.

I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.

[-] knightly@pawb.social 7 points 18 hours ago

Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.

[-] florencia 31 points 1 day ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

Do they make one with the reverse side "I did this" Biden pointing?

[-] florencia 7 points 1 day ago

"Release the pizzagate files"

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.

Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.

Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D

[-] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 8 points 23 hours ago

Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago
[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

All dildos are edible if you're hungry enough.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago
[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 day ago

Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chud

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Sounds like they made a term for wannabe but failed chads

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Chud is the present term of Chad.

This Chad will one day be a Chud.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

Back in my day, it referred to a penis that is wider than it is long. Today it refers to something far less pleasant (ultra right-winger).

[-] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

I thought that was a chode

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

A regional dialect, maybe?

[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's an Albany expression.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Ah, that makes sense. I'm from Utica.

[-] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

You already know, I promise

[-] Oberyn@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Charlie's already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat

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