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the dogs living in my stomach
Inside you there are two dogs, they both want pancakes.
If I do this shit my wife calls me an alcoholic.
Is she wrong tho?
That’s completely beside the point.
Obviously
Hebrew-ass joke
What does that even mean?
Sorry. late response, questionable phrasing. I read a book full of Yiddish jokes once and the punchlines often involved subverting your expectations of the premise.
Like, "What's red, wet, and hangs on a wall?" the answer is a Herring or something similar and when someone questions that, you simply explain that you can paint a Herring and hang it wherever. Possibly add other nonsense to further confuse.
It's dry, I love it
An ass-joke is a joke about a donkey so a Hebrew ass joke is a joke about a Jewish donkey.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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