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What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?
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“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”
We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
Oh Brennan....sure going to miss that guy.
At least now I’ll be able to outfit my current American Girl dolls with some proper shoes instead of the current garbage out there.
I didn't know which ones were real, so here's the list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
It looks like it might be an incomplete list, sakura oreos weren't mentioned and I'm pretty sure the funeral cookies were real too.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1847560/best-discontinued-oreo-flavors/
??????
I thought they were a joke and made up????
They're real??? Android Oreo is real????
I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.
I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).
WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME
Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
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I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.
"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."
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Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D
I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.
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At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"
Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you're trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker...
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I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
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Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she's being operated by Jim Henson. I don't get how we like this now.
Ehhh... the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she's not unattractive by any means. I think you're being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn't one that's really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
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At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she's received for it. Gomez has lupus.
What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.
How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.
Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.
really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet
Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker
Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.
Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.
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