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[-] betamark@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?

Wow, this wordplay has layers.

[-] cygnus@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 years ago

Good thing there's a neutral zone in between.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

So there's a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

OP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 44 points 2 years ago

I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!

You may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 20 points 2 years ago

My nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 years ago
[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Ferengi at least follow rules, give me them or even the Borg before a bunch of Y’all Qaeda

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 15 points 2 years ago
[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Weaponized ignorance. Nailed it.

[-] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Those bastards!

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

grins Dukatly

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Flags you say? What's your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

No statues to the butcher of Bajor!

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

What about the Hero of Canton? The man they call Jane?

[-] medienlampe@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Praise be Vera and his bunk!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 2 years ago

Me, down the street: "THE ROMULAN EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN!"

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If it ever fell. They're the sneakiest of the main species, I wouldn't put it past them to have a foundation caste. Ie. One empire on this side of the galaxy one on the other side with a underlying society to sorta regulate interactions.

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.

Crappy house down the street with the Camaro on cinder blocks and beer cans all over the lawn has a Cardassian flag.

[-] Ertebolle@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

The pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Prophets be with you, my child.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Grabs your ear.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The minister seems nice and well meaning enough but…kinda creepy and you don’t want to be alone with her

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

She's busy sleeping with the enemy at this point.

Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can't see it.

Well played

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I can’t tell how serious you are but I love the DS9 analogy.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The actual Cardassian flag, or the Dukat one that says "Make Cardassia Strong Again"?

[-] WrittenWeird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

*Make Bajor Great Again.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Would need a root cellar in the backyard that leads to God.

Glory to you, and your house.

[-] jayandp@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Is the road the Neutral Zone?

[-] ex_nihilo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Your neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.

[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago
[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

This would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.

[-] norbert@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

That entire side of the street is his houses, they all look completely different and were built at different times but they're all very nice houses and people love them.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ferenginar? Andoria? Cybertron?

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 14 points 2 years ago

Huh, amatures. We didn't bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 8 points 2 years ago

Koltar, when he drowned in the swamp

[-] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.

[-] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cardassians would have slaves to trim the hedges tho

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

They bring dishonor to their house.

Shields up Captain!

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Gre'thor will be paved with your ashes!

*shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman's head onto a pike

[-] siewyuk@monyet.cc 3 points 2 years ago

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Are you just outside Pittsburgh?

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