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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago

I'm waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.

You have an unfortunate username for this conversation.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Friendly fire is always a unfortunate possibility.

[-] emax_gomax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Your sacrifice for the cause is appreciated comrade.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago

It’s a humble brag that he’s rich af.

You haven’t memed on Lemmy until you’ve done it sitting on a golden toilet, he says.

That double-crossing jerk!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

But does it have a bidet?

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 11 points 1 year ago

I honestly don't think they would taste very good. Full of fat and prescription drugs.

[-] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Are you joking? That sounds like an amazing meal.

[-] MarkBuffalo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fat is flavor buddy

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

difference to any other industrially produced meat?

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[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Where are all the effing serial killers when you actually need them? But nooooooo... We only go after poor white women and children!

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

...wait, you guys haven't literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Fine but you are bringing the side dish. I'm thinking third generation trust fund baby, or maybe "royalty"?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Both of those qualify as the main dish.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

OH! OKAY! when i did it 2 years ago you were all like "HELP! HE'S CRAZY, HE'S A CANNIBAL!" but now you wanna join in or what?!

[-] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

How does it feel being so god damn delicious?

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

"This concept of 'crapitalism' confuses and infuriates Lurr!"

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

"Surely they meant to fairly distribute the wealth"

"No, it says socialism for the rich with rugged individualism for everyone else. Behold."

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

can we just hunt them for sport? i don't think elon would taste any good

[-] flipht@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

If you're going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, "fertilize crops with the rich" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

You haven't had Billionaire Bourguignon?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty much everything tastes good smoked

[-] Burnt@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Zuck does already have all that Sweet Baby Ray's!

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[-] wolf6152@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Cause bootlickers, that’s why.

[-] Arrakis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Why eat what you can lick?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh man, I'm about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And here I was going to make a pussy joke.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a wealthy pop?

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 24 points 1 year ago

Working class neighbor who earns 0.1% more: *sweats profusely*

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In theory.

How would you handle a situation where in addition to "eat the rich", people start to say "eat the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich" or "eat the 'eat the rich' dissenters"?

If you answer "that's never gonna happen," I hope you're right because I hate to say "I told you so."

[-] Elric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Apologist for the rich

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So you actually took a strawman and shoved it down a slippery slope into a victim complex with a condescending "you'll see!" flourish at the end! Wow.

That would have been HILARIOUS with just a modicum of self awareness, but instead it's just sad 🤦

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”

  1. I fail to see how this is condescending. I just don't want witnessing a tragedy where innocents die because of guilt-by-association.
  2. What stuff should I be aware of that I missed? I can't read your mind.
  3. Calling my question a strawman implies you're certain this "slippery slope" will never happen.
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[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah you don't get indoctrinated until your second yacht

[-] rivermonster@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

It's coming... just wait patiently and keep your kitchen knives sharp.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That cookbook's going to be complicated. Rich white woman is going to be like trying to cook fugu. No no don't slice open the face it's full of botulism.

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Because the rich can afford to stop them.

This is, unfortunately, a sentiment that has worked out rather poorly throughout history

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Would you eat something that rotten?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I ask the same thing Lrrr. They taste like pork.

[-] Seraph@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

You know what they say, the working class are from Mars and the rich are from Venus.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

*Omicron Persei 7 and Omicron Persei 9.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Because we filled up on nuts at the reception.

[-] germanatlas 8 points 1 year ago

Because my bed is so so comfy

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't that be... illegal or something? I'm not an expert tho

[-] Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Last time they ate the rich afterwards everybody starved to death because nobody was left knowing how to do thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1930%E2%80%931933

And the funny thing about it: When some poor had learned how to do things again those poor became the new rich.

Capitalism might be bare of morale but at least it cares for paying customers in spite of all alternatives.

[-] Lightsong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it sure shows.

[-] Jelly_mcPB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Because then nobody would have a job, and have to resort in eating each other sadly.

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