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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 122 points 1 month ago

Absolutely cool and very normal in a democracy

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hereby declare any criticism of me to be illegal also. In this way it is now illegal for anyone to reproach my criticism of the piece of garbage currently in the white house. Plus, no backsies, so this can't be undone. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

I wish to argue, but you’ve completely tied my hands!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

Your post was written with an auto-pen so I'm ignoring it.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Six months in GITMO just for the assertion!!!!!

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Well I double declare that you’re a smelly butt sniffer.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

You suck!

As settlement for earlier criticism, I apologize. It now has precedent.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I hereby decree you shall be deported to Djibouti with immediate effect!!!!!

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

Typical for the right wing: always cherry picking.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 1 month ago

Speaking of picking cherries...

Epstein Files you pedo fascist.

[-] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 33 points 1 month ago

He ought to read the Constitution, the fuckwit!

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 month ago

He's already used it to wipe his orange ass

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Do you really think he wipes?

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I am sure there is some magat that would lick it clean and ask for more.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

If he could read, his voters would've voted for someone else.

[-] Marshezezz 3 points 1 month ago

That’s definitely something a child rapist like him would say

[-] prole 2 points 1 month ago

I thought comedy was made legal again?

[-] ServantOfRa 1 points 1 month ago

Comedy, no. Criticism, very no.

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