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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 122 points 4 weeks ago

Absolutely cool and very normal in a democracy

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 98 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I hereby declare any criticism of me to be illegal also. In this way it is now illegal for anyone to reproach my criticism of the piece of garbage currently in the white house. Plus, no backsies, so this can't be undone. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 weeks ago

I wish to argue, but you’ve completely tied my hands!

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 4 weeks ago

Your post was written with an auto-pen so I'm ignoring it.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Six months in GITMO just for the assertion!!!!!

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago

Well I double declare that you’re a smelly butt sniffer.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago

You suck!

As settlement for earlier criticism, I apologize. It now has precedent.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I hereby decree you shall be deported to Djibouti with immediate effect!!!!!

[-] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 weeks ago

Typical for the right wing: always cherry picking.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 4 weeks ago

Speaking of picking cherries...

Epstein Files you pedo fascist.

[-] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 33 points 4 weeks ago

He ought to read the Constitution, the fuckwit!

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 14 points 4 weeks ago

He's already used it to wipe his orange ass

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Do you really think he wipes?

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I am sure there is some magat that would lick it clean and ask for more.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

If he could read, his voters would've voted for someone else.

[-] Marshezezz 3 points 4 weeks ago

That’s definitely something a child rapist like him would say

[-] prole 2 points 4 weeks ago

I thought comedy was made legal again?

[-] ServantOfRa 1 points 4 weeks ago

Comedy, no. Criticism, very no.

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