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submitted 2 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to c/scp@lemmy.world
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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 32 points 2 months ago

And somehow the coke can has a higher kill count

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Diabetes is a bitch.

[-] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I prefer coke can with lemon flavor type SCP

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

lemon flavor

Still better than Joe flavour.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

This is 999 slander and I will not tolerate it

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Well now hang on there’s also [REDACTED]

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Let's not forget ⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

beware the [REDACTED]

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I always try to aim for euclids usually along the lines of "Just plain weird and kinda horrifying but not an existential threat to more than a few people at once, sometimes even helpful if in a way you wish it wasn't."

[-] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Do you have an example of an SCP like this?

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

So these are my own, though I don't have ones posted prior to my migration to lemmy during the great exodus.

I'd say I'm barely an ok writer but I hope you find them amusing all the same.

[-] Zorsith 2 points 2 months ago

Existential Horror Toaster :D

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sooo undead crocodile or a can of sprite/7up.

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