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We all know Safe, Euclid, and Keter. A lot of us even know the lesser known Thaumiel, and Apollyon. Now for the ones that are a lot less known

Archon which are “anomalies that could theoretically be contained but are best left uncontained for some reason”

we also have Ticonderoga “SCPs cannot be contained, but also do not need to be contained.”

The last ones I will cover are Non-Standard Object Classes

Explained this one is pretty self explanatory “anomalies that are completely and fully understood, to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science, or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly.” there’s a special page for these and these are some of my favorite non Non-Standard Object Classes

Neutralized “SCPs are former anomalies that are no longer anomalous, either through having been intentionally or accidentally destroyed or disabled.” A good mix in this one a really notable heart breaking one Here be dragons

Decommissioned “SCPs are anomalies that have been intentionally destroyed or stripped of their anomalous properties by the SCP Foundation.”

Pending “SCP articles that have not yet been assigned an object class may be labelled as Pending. This is used to indicate that the Foundation does not currently have enough information to assign an object class to the anomaly.”

Uncontained “SCPs that are not yet contained may be assigned an object class, often Keter”

And finally Esoteric Object Classes

Additional Object classes not listed above are generally created to further the narrative in a particular SCP and only used once, and so are referred to as Esoteric or Narrative Object Classes.

So here’s all of them listed. What’s your favorite article or SCP that is a lesser known class

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32549570

SCP-1609: The Chair That Wanted to Help- https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609

Also, something about the red sky tells me that the kid won't be able to enjoy it for too long...

And for anyone wondering I bit the bullet

This is what that leads to

I’ve written… oh so many. I tried posting one but I didn’t do it right and said I’ll fix it later. After 2 years I probably should get on that anyways what about you all?

This is from a year ago but this channel is apart of PBS yes that PBS. It’s crazy seeing how much the SCP project has evolved to the point an organization as big as PBS is talking about it. The comments are a fun read too

As it goes it SCPs there is 1 one cannon and there’s a million different answers to this question but what I notice a majority of the time (not forgetting you 13 ) are anomalies. Who are in charge… of containing other anomalies.

My question is which do you think is the best fit for the O-5 a bunch of anomalies who contain other anomalies, a group of your standard secret “men in black” types, normal humans just doing their best?, or maybe something made up by the people who really run the foundation?

Please let me know what you think is the truth? (Or your favorite)

SCP-2800 - Cactusman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISa-oob2_5s

SCP-590-he feels your pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbYwCp2EbH4

For those who don’t know Here is SCP-5000. I’m doing a little project about 5000 and trying to answer the question. Why? I’ve got some ideas of my own but I’d like to hear from the community for some ideas about why did the Foundation declare war on humanity and the other mysteries of the article

A fun explantation to the termination of D-Class at the end of the month (and it’s later slow decline in use)

https://theangrynoodle.com/top-10-most-friendly-scps/

From what I cal tell their groups goal is to do this very purpose and leak the truth of the world to the public. According to their official GOI page they have caused security breaches, have SCPs, have several anomalous members, and are headquartered in the Wanders library which has a whole treasurer trove of info to leak. So I ask this why not just do it. It seems risky to wait around while the Foundation and other groups get that little bit closer to finding them and they have plenty of proof. So what are they waiting on?

The Foundation is an organization that contains anomalies but itself is ran by anomalies.

Look at the higher up doctors and researchers

Look at our good Doctor Elias Shaw a man trapped in amulet, what about Kain Pathos Crow or even Dr.Gears what do we really know about him?

Even higher than them the 05s their security protocols make it nearly impossible to know who they really are but one thing is certain they are not normal humans. And last but not least the man? Women? Maybe not even a human The Administrator

Humanity is kept safe by these anomalies but what happens when they don’t want to keep us safe? Well Pietro Wilson knows what

Hey thanks for getting to the end of this! Despite how it may appear this is nothing bad about SCP writing this is just a in character article in threw together for fun and I hope you enjoyed it!

Item #: SCP-NC1008

Object Class: Keter

Status: Uncontained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-NC1008 is considered to be uncontainable though efforts to find a means to counter SCP-NC1008s anomalous effect are ongoing.

Description: SCP-NC1008 comprises all plant life presently on earth, fossil records suggest SCP-NC1008 first appeared aproximately 450 million years ago and rapidly supplanted existing species.

SCP-NC1008s primary effect is the production of a previously uknown toxin believed to be responsible for the process of ageing within all animal life, the original purpose of this toxin is unknown though theories among researchers fall into two main camps. The first positing that such a toxin is a defensive measure intended to protect SCP-NC1008 from an otherwise exponential growth in herbivore populations; the primary competing theory is that SCP-NC1008 produces this toxin as a form of semi-parasitism ensuring that all animal life will eventually die and ultimately act as a source of nutrients for SCP-NC1008 instances.

Research:
Following the discovery of SCP-NC1008 in 2003 following the completion of the human genome project the foundation has undertaken several long term studies into the effects of diet on longevity in an attempt to find a means by which to circumvent the near omnipresence of SCP-NC1008s toxin present in all living organisms.

Experiment Log #NC1008-01
Test Procedure:
A D-class subject informally dubbed 'meat man' was placed on an all meat diet supplmented with chemically derived vitamin suppliments in order to determine wether SCP-NC1008s effect could be prevented by removing plant material from a persons diet.

Result:
The subject shows moderately decreased signs of ageing compared to the average, however at the present date this decrease falls within the standard deviation for normal induviduals rendering the result inconclusive. Test ongoing.

Experiment Log #NC1008-02
Test Procedure:
A D-class subject informally and somewhat ironically refered to as 'methuselah' was fed an otherwise normal diet artifically infused with extremely elevated levels of the SCP-NC1008 toxin.

Result:
Subject suffered a rapid ageing process similar to progeria and passed away after 11 years and 2 months despite being only 23 when the study began; following this study the foundation began further research into the possibility that progeria itself is somehow a result of an inability of the body to process the SCP-NC1008 toxin resulting in its massive accumulation.

Experiment Log #NC1008-03
Test Procedure:
A D-class subject nicknamed 'Dr Robotnik' by junior researchers was given a diet composed primarily of traditionally 'dairy' products such as eggs, milk and cheese as well as neccesary chemically derived supliments in order to determine if such 'secondary' animal products contained a lower level of SCP-NC1008 toxin.

Result:
As of the present date the subject is noted to have aged extremely well, with a degree of health for their age similar to that found in proffesional athletes, though not conclusive the foundation considers this result to be encouraging.

Experiment Log #NC1008-04
Test Procedure:
Following further research suggesting that the SCP-NC1008 toxin was unable to cross the blood-brain barrier a D-class subject with a record of cannibalism was offered a diet primarily consisting of animal brain tissue sourced from [REDACTED] state [REDACTED].

Result:
Following the studies inception the subject has shown no signs of ageing, monthly physical tests have shown a gradual increase in the subjects vitality approaching what would be expected of a person in the physical prime of their life. The results of this study are currently to be kept hidden from all members of the foundation not on the SCP-NC1008 research team or the O5 council, pending a joint decision by the ethics committee and O5 council.

Item #: SCP-NC691

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-NC691 is to be stored at all times in a sound proofed anomalous item storage unit located at least 5 meters from electrical outlets or other anomalous objects with electrical properties or effects.

Access to SCP-NC691 is restricted to any personal below level 3 security clearance without the express permission of the site director.

Description: SCP-NC691 is an air conditioning unit of unknown make or model and bares no manufacturers markings. The plastic outer case shows signs of severe wear including cracks and yellowing of the plastic, despite this SCP-NC691 appears to be impervious to physical damage implying the object was deliberately created in a damaged state or somehow became anomalous some time after its initial manufacture.

SCP-NC691s anomalous effect manifests when it is plugged into a standard american 120v electrical outlet and turned on. When in this state SCP-NC691 will initially appear to be a normal air conditioning unit albeit a particularly loud one; however while in use SCP-NC691 will under all circumstances be precisely 9.1 decibels louder than any other noise in the vicinity. The increase in volume is coincided by a matching increase in power with the object releasing colder air at higher velocities as the sound level increases. Due to the logarithmic nature of the decibel scale cross testing between SCP-NC691 and other sound producing or amplifying anomalies is forbidden without written permission by at least 2 members of the O5 council.

Experiment Log #NC691-01
Test Procedure:
SCP-NC691 was exposed to a sound level of precisely 70 decibels (normal human conversation) in order to establish an accurate baseline of its effect.

Result:
SCP-NC691 produced a sound of 79.1 decibels with no other effects observed.

Experiment Log #NC691-02
Test Procedure:
A member of site security was instructed to enter a containment room with SCP-NC691 and discharge his firearm.

Result:
Security guard suffered short term hearing loss, staff involved were re-assigned.

Experiment Log #NC691-03
Test Procedure: A class-D subject was placed in a sound proofed containment chamber with SCP-NC691 and instructed to set off a large fire cracker.

Result:
Containment chamber observation window was shattered resulting in several researchers suffering minor lacerations and temporary hearing loss, class-D subject was permamently deafened. Testing with sound sources above 150 decibels banned until further review.

~~Experiment~~ Incident Log #NC691-04
~~Test Procedure~~ Incident:
Junior researcher Hugh for unknown reasons, potentially related to a dispute with a superior on the day prior, broke into an on-site maintenance area where equipment used my MTF Eta-11 (“Savage Beasts”) was being serviced and gained access to a [REDACTED] intended for use against sound based anomalies.

On the following day when testing began junior researcher Hugh excused himself from the test area and subsiquently remotely activated [REDACTED] inside the containment cell being used for testing with SCP-NC691.

Result:
A sound possibly exceeding 194 decibels (the theoretical maximum under normal atmospheric conditions) was produced by SCP-NC691; This is, in addition to a powerful shockwave, theorized to have produced a large atmospheric cavitation bubble that resulted in the subsiquent implosion of the containment area and severe damage to surrounding parts of the facility. All staff within the containment area including junior researcher Hugh are believed to have been killed immediately though sufficient remains could not be recovered to perform an autopsy, in addition several deaths and numerous injuries were suffered by site staff in surrounding areas with the widespread damage resulting in multiple low level containment breaches.

Following this incident several members of site security were disciplined for their failure to prevent the theft of equipment, and a petition was made to re-classify SCP-NC691 as Euclid, though this was later denied.