Wait till they read James 5:1-6

The anomalies gotta come from somewhere

Ah I remember these days when I was a kid and believed creepy pastas and SCPs were real

Now I mod a SCP community how the times have changed

I’m personally not a Catholic and I know they’ve done harm to many people before but the pope is an important figure in the religious world. Even steps as small as this can help many many people.

And not a white European man

First I heard about SCPs I was probably too young to be reading them. The first I saw was a fake security footage video of 173. My young brain concluded this has to be real it’s right there. I then went to the site clicked on 001 and was afraid I was gonna die fun times

Oh don’t worry the staff will be there soon enough

To be fair when I asked a few people said they’d like to be D-Class which is… uh a bit worrying I’d say

It’s gonna take way more than a wall to stop ol Larry his containment procedures are a mile long and even then-

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-005-j

May Marv be remembered

It’s one of the foundation’s shell companies(or fronts) the most well hidden one could say.

Don’t forget the locked box test it explains the classes pretty good

From the wiki

“The Locked Box Test is an informal guideline used to determine an object's most appropriate Object Class. It goes like this:

• If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
• If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
• If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
• If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.

Extending the analogy to other Object Classes:

• If it used to need a box, but no longer does, it's Neutralized. If this is because of a deliberate decision by the Foundation, it was probably Decomissioned.
• If it turns out it never needed a box in the first place, it's probably Explained.
• If you can't fit it in a box and it's about to end the world, then it's probably Apollyon.
• If you could have locked it in a box but chose not to, then it's probably Archon.
• If you can't fit it in a box but that's not a big deal, then it's probably Ticonderoga.
• If you're not sure what box to put it in yet, it's probably Pending.”