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[-] prole 26 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a good deal for her considering souls do not exist, and even if they did there's zero reason to believe that they would be in any way transferrable (during life)

[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wha... these things are real? I thought they were made up for the South Park episode

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Has South Park actually invented anything?

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

I describe Labubu as Gen Alpha Beanie Babies. Guess that isn't too far off.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

O shit id totally sign over my soul

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